Fractured scary tales

 In all the commentary about last night's New Hampshire hate rally, no one has observed that Kaitlan Collins dressed head to toe in white.  Sort of like Pontius Pilate waving a bottle of Purell.

Mostly Collins floundered as she attempted to "fact check" the fascist choad (it would have been easier to ring a bell every time he said something true).  But with very little effort she elicited this confession of stealing classified documents:  "I was there and I took what I took and it gets declassifed..."  At which point Jack Smith closed his computer and went for a run.  Game over.

According to Ben Terris's forthcoming volume of Washington gossip, Dianne Feinstein congratulated Tim Scott two years ago because she mistook him for Raphael Warnock.  This bombshell comes one day after Ted Cruz tweeted an attack on Rep. Colin Allred, who is running for his seat, with a picture of Alvin Bragg.  Interesting timing.

There were two mass shootings in Serbia last week.  Appalled Serbians have already handed six thousand unregistered guns, 470 explosive devices and nearly 300,000 rounds of ammunition in to the police.  See, Texas, that's how you do it.

Squeaker McCarthy says he's not supporting George Santos for re-election but won't demand his resignation.  Eric Adams says the death of Jordan Neely "should never have happened" but won't say his killer should be prosecuted.  These two should tour as The Invertebrate Brothers.  The opening act could be Mike Pence, who assured an interviewer that in over four years he never saw Trump rape anyone.  Not even the female staffer he could never be left alone with, according to Stephanie Grisham.  

This is Eric Trump with his pal Charlie Ward.  Not to be confused with the former NBA star, good grief, do not do that.  This one is so antisemitic that an SS veterans group asked him to tone it down.  Charlie will be Eric's guest at Trump Doral Whatever this weekend, or possibly not, as of now it's not clear.  What is clear is that Ward blames Jews for absolutely everything, including various diseases, the assassinations of Lincoln, JFK and perhaps Marvin Gaye, the heroin trade, "child blood sacrifices" and of course controlling the world.  I'm not saying Eric is stupid but he claims he had no idea his friend had such extreme ideas until Rachel Maddow outed him.  Poor Eric.  Where can you book another Nazi at the last minute?  

Oh, right.  Tommy Tuberville.