Where's Nancy?

 

As soon as I heard about the intruder who broke into the Pelosi house with a hammer, I knew it wasn't McCarthy.  This sheep-faced wimp spends most of his time hiding under his desk until he can no longer hear Empty Greene's poodle heels clattering angrily down the hall.  This is only one reason he fears her:

What could she have meant last night?  Is it a coded message to begin the attacks?  Or just glee because that nice Mr. Musk will put her and Metamucilini back on Twitter before some men start repossessing the fixtures at Ministry of Truth Social?

Here's a more typical response:  "There's no room for violence anywhere but we're going to send her back to be with him in California."  That was Glenn Youngkin, ever-classy governor of Virginia and successor to Thomas Jefferson.  Virginia is for mother...lovers.

Or this from perpetually aggrieved Rand Paul:  "Unlike Nancy Pelosi's daughter who celebrated my assault, I condemn this attack and wish Mr. Pelosi a speedy recovery."  How gallant.  I still can't believe Trump didn't send him a Purple Heart.

Pramila Jayapal knows what it felt like.  Unlike David DePape, who may not have brought his own hammer (it isn't clear), her stalker had a pistol and had been outside her house for weeks, expressing dissenting political opinions like "Fuck you, cunt!"  He brought a friend.  They suggested she return to India.  Your basic post-Trump discourse.

"I'm not going to mince words.  Democrats want Republicans dead and they've already started the killings," Empty Greene asserted days ago.  Here is a list of Republicans slain by Democrats.

Abraham Lincoln?

Timing is everything.  Last week Nancy Pelosi told Andrea Mitchell, "I said I would have punched [Trump] out, I would've gone to jail and I would have been happy to do so."  Really, asked Mitchell?  "He wouldn't have had the courage to come to the Hill.  It's all talk," the Speaker replied.  At that moment I expected the more rabid Trumpanzees to demand she be wrestled to the ground by the Secret Service for threatening him, or at least interrogated by the FBI.  The same bunch who wanted her prosecuted for destroying an official document when she ostentatiously tore up her copy of his reality-averse SOTU message.  Now it's too late.  Now it's her husband Paul who is in surgery.   Now they show their true colors, and it's ugly.