We are all Ukraine

Trump needs us to do him a favor.

Retired people will get a fabulous gift card they can redeem for two hundred dollars' worth of yummy prescription drugs.  (Those who fill their scrips in Canada are especially lucky because of the exchange rate, at least for now.)  

People who have lost their jobs and businesses to the continued criminal indifference to covid can expect another stimulus check, because the talks are back on.  Trump has hereby ordered it.

A covid vaccine will be available by April at the earliest.  Certainly no later than June.  

All infrastructures problems will be solved addressed.  Also, trade deals you won't believe, personally negotiated by the artist of the deal.  Beautiful suburbs will remain beautiful.

The thing is, none of this can happen until his second term.  OK?