The law and order president

 If everyone who hates Trump deserves to be kidnapped and put on trial in Wisconsin, there won't be anyone left to drive the trains.

The  back story:  Earlier today the FBI -- whose relationship to the Department of Barr must be tenuous at this point -- arrested thirteen men on charges of plotting to kidnap Governor Gretchen Whitmer of Michigan and put "the bitch" on trial in Wisconsin for "treason" (unspecified).  They also planned to target law enforcement officers and firebomb their cars, which is known to be something only violent anarchist leftists would do.  Apparently they were galvanized by Trump's call to "Liberate Michigan!" from the tyranny of closing businesses and requiring masks at an earlier phase of the Trumpandemic.   Trump campaign apparachik Jason Miller, said, "If we want to talk about hatred, then Governor Whitmer, go look in the mirror -- the fact that she wakes up every day with such hatred in her heart for President Trump."  In other words, the tyrant bitch was asking for it.

I have no idea what's in Gretchen Whitmer's heart when she wakes up -- probably another day of trying to keep a large rustbelt state from imploding under the pressure of children who can't go to school, people looking for work and hoping for a few bucks from Washington, covidiots who crowd into bars without masks, Black people gunned down by police, and the possibility of ending up like Gabby Giffords when she steps out of her house.  Maybe she has a family member sick with covid or a friend who's having a baby or a leaking toilet.  I doubt her first thought is the moron in the White House.

Hatred of Trump is my department, thank you, and the polls suggest I'm not alone.  I wake up wondering how he and his cult can make things worse, and I never have to wonder long.  Today The Leader did a commercial for the miracle drug Regeneron which cured him in no time.  Actually Regeneron is the name  of the pharmaceutical company owned by one of his golf pals, but why get technical?  "I think this was a blessing from god that I caught it," he said of the disease which has killed over 210,000 Americans, so that he could become a test animal for an unproven therapy and promote his friend's business and infect untold others and also discover the joys of steroidal mania.  Truly an exceptional president for the exceptional nation.   

And then it was back to demanding that the coup plotters Obama, Clinton and Biden be indicted.  Then he called his new bestie Maria Bartiromo -- watch out, Melania, you've passed your use-by date! -- to call Kamala Harris a "communist" and a "monster."  In other words, she won bigly.  

The prospect of debating Kamala Harris was so daunting, Mike Pence brought along his support animal Musca the fly.  Show you how fast things move, the Biden campaign is already selling flyswatters with the legend "Truth Over Flies."  There's probably a shirt, too.  Pence is so boring, even when talking over a mere woman, that Musca got most of the attention.

Mike Lee is at home with the disease he contracted at the Amy Covid Barrett Contagion Picnic, and like Trump, he hasn't been changed at all -- during the debate he was tweeting  that "Democracy isn't the objective; liberty, peace and prospefity [sic] are."  Why bother having elections at all?  Maybe it's the fever, or maybe all Republicans believe this and only say so when delirious.  

Trump refuses to hold a virtual debate with Biden, but he'll be happy to participate in a "virtual rally" on the Rush Limbaugh Comedy Show tomorrow, because an ass-kissing is more satisfying than another ass-kicking.  He'd love to drop by the studio but Jabba the Rush, who claims to have cancer, is not nearly as stupid as he sounds.  He remembers Herman Cain.  I wish I could be there, but it conflicts with Nancy Pelosi's weekly press conference.  The Speaker is promising a tutorial on the Twenty-fifth Amendment.  

Like a mad Roman emperor, Trump has a long history of taking whatever he wants, from the labor of unpaid contractors to the bodies of unconsenting women, so why stop now?  His campaign helped itself to music by people who loathe him (Neil Young, Bruce Springsteen), and now the images of people who would have loathed him if they had lived long enough.  The families of Jackie Robinson and Martin Luther King, Jr., are demanding he stop using their faces in his ads.  With his genius for making enemies, Trump hardly needs to take up space in Gretchen Whitmer's brain.  We've got this, Governor.  Be safe.