Isolation

 This just in:  Trump has left the residence and found his way to the Oval Office, according to the TrumpTrak app installed in January 2017 by the Russian ambassador.  ALLEGEDLY!  Why does MSNBC think we need to follow his movements?  Who cares where he signs blank paper?  He's bored.  "Two Foul Balls and a Miss" is over and Tin-tray Tucker doesn't come on until eight.

For forty years it has been Justice Department policy to refrain from announcing investigations which could affect the outcome of an election.  Not anymore. Trump's personal lawyers can do whatever they want, so expect a full Hunter Biden probe -- the seventeenth, if I'm correct -- within the next month.  

Texas prosecutors are always looking for wrongdoing.  They have indicted Netflix for streaming the film Cuties, about an eleven-year-old girl who joins a sexy dance troupe.  This, in their view, is child pornography and not "a deeply feminist film with an activist message," as writer-director Maimouna Doucoure says.  Just the sort of judgment to leave up to a Texas jury.

Be warned, Minneapolis, Derek Chauvin is free on a million dollars bond.  No one is saying where he got the money, but I can guess.  Under the terms of the bond Chauvin is prohibited from having any contact with George Floyd's family or possessing firearms, but he's available for Trump rallies as soon as they resume.

Laura Ingraham will have you know that Biden plans to make America just like Wales.  Now this choral singing -- will it be compulsory?  What about the language?  I only know "bore da" (good morning) and "dim ysmigu" (no smoking).

All the undecided voters who were waiting for Carly Fiorina to make a move can relax.  She says she's still a Republican but because it's a "binary choice" and she can't vote for Trump, yadda yadda yadda.  Another woman having trouble using her words was Sen. Martha McSally (R-AZ) in a debate with Mark Kelly.   Asked by the moderator, "Are you proud of your support for President Trump?" she came back with how she was "Proud to be fighting for Arizona every day."  Which is not an answer.  Just as Trump can't remember if he ever met the indicted members of his campaign, Republicans are sure they've heard the name but can't quite place him.  "Did you say Gump?  Forrest Gump?"  "Oh, wasn't he on Who Wants To Pretend He's a Millionaire?"  Gov. Doug Ducey appointed McSally to John McCain's seat after she lost to Kyrsten Sinema two years ago; no telling where he'll put her this time.

This is not funny.  When Rocco Sapienza asked fellow bar patron Donald Lewinski to put on a mask, Lewinski defended his personal freedom by shoving the 80-year-old Sapienza to the floor.  He has been charged with criminally negligent homicide.  When the final reckoning of Trump's reign of terror is made, remember his name.

The covid stimulus talks that Trump called off yesterday have been resumed.  Reportedly Stephen Miller burst into the royal bedchamber screaming "ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE?" before collapsing with covid symptoms.  Yes, he has.  Yes, it's very sad.

Florida is consistently in the top covid five, but Sen. Rick Scott has bigger worries:  He wants the Senate to approve a resolution asking that the 2022 Olympic Games be taken away from China because of its persecution of the Uighurs.  Those Republicans are always deeply concerned about other countries' Muslim minorities.

Nancy Pelosi expressed concern about Trump's steroid use and "thinking," so Junior rushed to Fox to defend him.  Badly.  "Nancy has her own substance issues, according to the press and according to the media.  I won't get into that.  It's obviously nonsense."  And he's obviously bonkers, so why am I more offended that this puke calls her "Nancy"?  Like she's a Black woman in Alabama in 1953.  Name the media, fuzzface.  Name the substances.  I thought so.  It makes me happy that no matter how far you crawl, Daddy will never love you.  

He's fine, Junior.  He doesn't need your pathetic lies.  Minutes ago he was tweeting unhinged demands that Big Bill Barr "arrest somebody!"  Obama, Hillary, Biden, or just anybody who "plotted" against him!  Weaning him off the steroids!  Paranoia setting in bigly!

“DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS, THE BIGGEST OF ALL POLITICAL SCANDALS (IN HISTORY)!!! BIDEN, OBAMA AND CROOKED HILLARY LED THIS TREASONOUS PLOT!!! BIDEN SHOULDN’T BE ALLOWED TO RUN – GOT CAUGHT!!!” Trump tweeted.

Happy birthday, Mr. Putin.