Singin' in the arraignment

 

I love New York.

Spell of computer trouble.  Did I miss anything?

Asa Hutchinson says he's running for president.  He doesn't say why.

Why are we being shown aerial footage of a car on a highway?  Is O.J. on the lam again?

This charming fixer-upper is 24 Sussex Drive, Ottawa, the official residence of the Canadian prime minister.  It's currently closed while they shore up the walls, etc. and remove hundreds of mouse carcasses from the cellar at a cost of US $29.7 million.  I like the shutters.  The PM spent part of his childhood here but has not lived in it since 2015, on account of it's a mess.  The gardens and the pool are used for parties, however.

Tennessee Republicans are standing behind the Second Amendment rights of child murderers in a unique way -- they want to expel three members of the state House for demonstrating in favor of gun control.  Not vote down, not censure, expel.  Why preserve the fiction of democracy when the NRA says you don't have to?

John Fetterman is home from the hospital and says he feels "hopeful" for the first time.  A lot of us do, Senator.  Pro tip:  Don't watch his televised ravings tonight.  Play with the dog instead.

This blog wishes to thank Alvin Bragg for his service and also for not scheduling the arraignment on Good Friday.  As it is, Margie Greene is comparing St. Donald to Nelson Mandela and Jesus.  Did you know they were both arrested?  So was Jeffrey Dahmer, who told his disciples, "This is my body.  Get your own."  

This is not a joke.

Just your basic festive arraignment crowd.  Hey, he forgot George Soros!  (Weisselberg:  "What'd I do?  I'm in fucking Rikers!")

Trump wants a change of venue to Staten Island, where this guy (probably) and a lot of cops (certainly) live.  The chances are slim, but continuing to insult Judge Merchan seems like a winning strategy.

Did you know Joe Biden has classified documents hidden in Chinatown?  Nor I.  Which Chinatown?  And what exactly is Jack Smith's "real name"?  And what did the "Radical Left Lunatic" with the "Trump Hating Wife" leak to the Washington Post without anyone knowing it?  This is the sort of thing you thump out at four a.m. as you contemplate the tanking stock price of Ministry of Truth Social, yet another enterprise circling the drain.  And the Adderall shortage continues.  They say you can get any kind of drugs in prison so cheer up, Donzo.