Not only...but also

 Joe Biden addressed the Canadian Parliament today and they were respectful and polite, even cordial.  No one screamed "Liar!" or dressed as a laptop.  Take it from me, sometimes us old people really need to talk to other adults.

Danger, Will Robinson!  The Republican state senator was at a hearing for some new Florida hate law and got "duped" into reading the (apparently) fictitious names of some opponents, including high school classics Anita Dick and Holden Hiscock.  Maybe he didn't go to high school.  (The article is by Ron Dicker, whose school career must have been challenging.)

Wheels within wheels...Fifteen states and the District of Columbia provide students with free tampons and sanitary pads in school, but that's too "liberal" and "woke" for Idaho.  Let them walk the halls with blood running down their legs.  What better way to ascertain that they're "real" females, which is how you can tell according to Joanne Rowling.  Clever!

As a House committee debated gun control, Manuel Oliver was arrested for "disrupting" the proceedings.  His son Joaquin was murdered at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland.  As Oliver was led away, Texas Republican Pat Fallon demanded, "Is this an insurrection?  I don't want another January 6," nailing down his cred as a Texas Republican.  Or as Mr. Oliver put it, "All of you are full of shit!"  He's not wrong about Texas Republicans.

Refreshed by a week of all-caps threats and ravings, Trump will head to Waco for a celebration of the 1993 siege when an armed cult battled the feds and died in a fiery apocalypse.  In case that's too subtle for the minions, he posted this deepfake incitement...

and got at least one of them to mail some white powder to the office of the Manhattan district attorney.  Moreover, Alvin Bragg is "A SOROS BACKED ANIMAL" (nice conflation of antisemitism and racism, Donzo), "THIS IS THE GESTAPO, THIS IS RUSSIA AND CHINA, BUT WORSE."  Is it the Assyrian Empire?  Vlad Tepes?  A Quentin Tarantino movie?  Don't hold back.  Of course the powder was harmless and even with a bat Trump is afraid to be in the same state as Bragg.  Don't believe me?  Here's a deepfake of him "praying."

 

   It's an iconic pose, The Agony in the Mar a Lago.  Fred, uh, Father, let this indictment pass away...He seems to be thinner, too.

That's more like it.  "NO Crime has been committed...potential death & destruction in such a false charge could be catastrophic for our Country...Why & who would do such a thing?  Only a degenerate psychopath that truely [sic] hates the USA!"  Oh, Donzo, you're too hard on yourself.  Let others take up your cross, so to speak.

Argentina went through a dark period in the 1970s and 1980s which ended, ironically, when the junta overreached and tried to seize the Falklands.  They are determined never to forget and have opened a Museum of Memory in Buenos Aires, where the SC7 Skyvan will soon be displayed.  Uncovered in the US, it's one of the planes and helicopters which were used to dump enemies of the regime into the Atlantic after they had been tortured and drugged.  

"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it."  Remember that as the next civil war draws closer.