No more wire hangers?

 The outrage of the week -- driving even the war in Ukraine from the headlines -- was not the news that Supreme Court justices don't wait for cases to come before them before making up their minds.  It was that someone attacked "the integrity and independence of the Supreme Court," according to Moscow Mitch, who appointed its three illegitimate members.  Sammy Alito's bucket list was leaked to Politico and Grant Stinchfield of Newsmax knows who did it:  Ketanji Brown Jackson, who doesn't even have a computer password yet.  No evidence needed, he just knows because she's "a radical left-wing activist."  Rightzis like women to be passive, preferably supine.  

Statutory Gaetz knows what women need:  they're "over-educated, under-loved" cat owners with microwaves who have no chance to be groped by a he-man like him.  Which is why they want abortion to be safe and legal.  Makes sense, right?  Based on one over-educated woman there's nothing to worry about.  Susan Qollins was dismayed to learn that Gorsuch and Kavanaugh lied to her during their confirmations, but she still won't support a bill to create a legal right to abortion because it originated with Democrats.  

According to Mark Esper's tell-all memoir Fun With Guns, Trump wanted to launch missiles into Mexico to "destroy the drug labs," whose exact location he learned from God but never shared with the Mexican government.  That's not even the funny part.  His son and namesake can't understand all the "media outrage."  Junior, maybe they were thinking of you and your hobby.

Charles Beaudrot, an administrative law judge, has ruled that Empty Greene can stay on the ballot in spite of her seditious activities around the January 6 coup.  Perhaps he anticipates the overturning of the Fourteenth Amendment, another item on the fascist wish list.  

Alito was scheduled to appear at a judicial conference in New Orleans but has gone into hiding instead.  A "ring of steel" has been erected around the Court in DC as the Lifetime-appointed Liars prepare to ignore demonstrators armed with signs and chants.  Or as I like to think of them, patriotic tourists. 

Howard Dean, who is a doctor, wants Trump to be the 2024 nominee.  (He once diagnosed Trump's chronic sniffing as a symptom of cocaine use but I can't agree -- he'd be much more focused and alert.  Besides, he's afraid of losing control if he even drinks a beer.)  Dean got a treat this week when Trump gave an interview to the Christian Broadcasting Network.  He shared his thoughts on Walt Disney, who would hate what the woke are doing to "my beautiful Magic Kingdom," and he modestly took credit for spreading the gospel:  "Nobody has done more for Christianity.  Nobody has done more for religion of all types than me."  If only they all didn't have such serious proscriptions on lying.

 Still the creepiest photo-op in history.