OK Groomer

 

Now that "groomer" is an all-weather term of abuse for everyone who is not a bigot or a traitor, should we wear it with pride?  Or should we start pointing out that the Right has more real groomers than Churchill Downs?

And hypocrites?  We're having a sale on hypocrites.

A rare Republican who actually served time.  Not enough of those.

Politico thought we should see how Home-schooled Hitler spends his down time.

Keep watching, Cawthorn's about to denounce sexual perversion in Washington.  Any minute.  Wait, are those mouse ears?  

His spokesman, Luke Ball, "did not respond to multiple requests for comment."  What is there to say?  And "Ball" naturally leads to Tucker Carlson's solution to the masculinity crisis:

On a mountain, naturally.  "I'm ready for my close-up, Fraulein Riefenstahl."

Of course, children are really at risk in this country, and not from Ted Cruz's sweaty fantasies about Mickey Mouse and Pluto.  Read about what was happening at this Christian camp in Branson, Missouri.  Or just Google "youth pastor."  Thirteen gymnasts who were patients of Larry Nassar are suing the FBI for mishandling its investigation of the doctor, leading to more years of abuse.  The Catholic Church -- where do I even begin?  In his haste to ban same-sex marriage in Tennessee by legalizing common-law marriage (boy-girl only) one Republican never set an age limit until it was pointed out that the underage could be "married" and had to rush in an amendment (marriage to barely pubescent girls is a proud Southern tradition).  All these are real, not Qcumbers-on-fentanyl hallucinations.  And let's not forget this Friend of Mitch:

 Every time a fake accusation is hurled at a state senator in Michigan or a liberal selected at random, a real child-molester goes unpunished.  Live with that, conscienceless degenerates.  Laugh it up.