Road to Nowhere

 Club for Growth, Sarah Palin, Louie Gohmert, Marjorie Taylor-Greene, Jim Jordan, Steve Daines, on a bus.  WIN GEORGIA SAVE AMERICA.  That's all.  That's the entire joke.

More?  Have a tweet sequence from Junior Trump warning about the "radicle" left.  Three times, not a typo, just dumb. 

Not to be outdone, lawyer to the stars L. Lin Wood, Jr., misspelled his own name on a motion for certiorari from the Supreme Court.

"The bookies" don't pick the president and neither does Time, but it's hilarious to imagine Trumbert Trumbert's reaction to this.  How many times can a loser lose?

Mellissa Carone -- I know, right?  She's not worried about catching covid from Giuliani, nor will she get tested unless Trump tells her to ("Trump cares about American lives").  That's not the funny part.  She's signed on to the bat conspiracy theory, that Obama paid a laboratory in Wuhan to "create" the coronavirus.  Presumably to steal the election from Trump because everything that happens is a plot against Trump.  There must be a seat for her on the bus.

Alamance right!  The First Amendment is no longer in effect in Alamance County, North Carolina, where Judge Fred Wilkins has banned reporters from his court.  The case in question in one in which Black Lives Matter has taken an interest.  The funny part is that Wilkins is only a "visiting judge," the voters in another county having turned him out.  I didn't say funny-amusing.

"Let it go.  The election is over."  Who said it?  I won't keep you in suspense:  Jeb Bush.  The same one who didn't care how many legal challenges it took to secure the 2000 election for his brother George.  Blood is thick, they say, but Republicans are thicker.  All right, I say.

Haim Eshed's claim that aliens have visited earth and that only the "Galactic Federation" has prevented Trump from talking about it was walked gently back by people who want to remember him as the former head of Israel's space security program and in possession of all his faculties.  As if a mere Federation of Planets could keep Trump quiet.

"I just want to stop the world from killing itself!" the most harassed president in all of history tweeted today, as the days dwindle down to eviction, disgrace and probable indictment.  Apparently the way to do that is to end the 250 year experiment in self-government and give a crown (and a Noble Prize and a blanket pardon and a He-Man of the Year cover and a vaccine with his name on it and maybe a one-time emolument to cover all the money he owes around the world) to Mighty Sleazer.  Also, he'd like to buy the world a Diet Coke and teach it to sing.  Sing, damn it!