Rogue planet

Good afternoon and Przemek Mroz!  That's the name of the astrophysicist at Cal Tech who discovered a "rogue planet" wandering through our galaxy, untethered by any star.  It may or may not be my new Netflix password.  The planet does not have a name yet.

In October it tends to be cold in Nebraska and hot in Florida, but all this is news to the team at MAKE AMERICA SICK AGAIN 2020.  Monica Alba of NBC News tweeted:   "It's so hot here in Tampa (87 degrees) that there's a truck blasting water at the back of the Trump rally crowd.  Multiple people have passed out already..."  No reports of heat prostration at the subsequent Biden rally, but I'll bet a lot of people were really sticky in their cars.  Meanwhile Trump pushed on to Arizona, where he graciously shared the stage with struggling Senator Martha McSally:  "Martha, just come up fast.  Fast.  Fast.  Come on, quick.  You got one minute!  One minute, Martha!  They don't want to hear this, Martha!  Come on!"  That should sound familiar to his wives.  Where will Trump campaign tomorrow?  How about Colorado -- still some active wildfires?

So Tucker Carlson flew all the way to Los Angeles to interview Tony Bababooey about some absolutely dynamite documents he found on "Hunter Biden's laptop" but he forgot to pack them.  As you do.  Irreplaceable bombshell proof of evildoing and no copies exist, so he got his producer to send them ASAP via UPS, the postal service in this country being now less efficient than Yemen's.  Welp, it seems the package turned up with no dynamite docs!  It's a complete mystery, because they most definitely existed.  Wow, the TV dinner trust fund boy can't wait to share his outrage with his rapt audience in about half an hour.  And if Jack Berkman and Jacob Wohl are reading this -- I think you've got a third for the act.

Trump rarely needs fresh rage fuel but he got some from Miles Taylor, f/k/a Anonymous.  Ooh, "bad things" are going to happen to him, just like Marie Yovanovitch and Sally Yates and Alexander Vindman and so on all the way back to Graydon Carter ("short-fingered vulgarian").  Also, the New York Times should be prosecuted for publishing his op-ed.  At this point, it's just funny.

Not as funny as this:  Jerry Falwell, Jr., is suing Liberty University for -- wait for it -- damaging his reputation.  The basis of the complaint is that Giancarlo Granda, who had an affair with Mrs. Jerry while Jerry watched, worked with The Lincoln Project and other enemies of the people Trump.   As I recall, there was also a photo of Jerry on a yacht with his pants drooping and a lady who was not Mrs. Jerry.   How the hell did TLP arrange that?

I think we can tell who won last night's David Perdue-Jon Ossoff debate:  Perdue just wimped out of their final debate scheduled for Sunday.  His equally worthless colleague Kelly Loeffler told a reporter in Buford that she's never heard of the Access Hollywood tape.  For someone who apparently wanted to be a senator for the insider-trading opportunities, Sticky Fingers is strangely ill-informed -- "grab 'em by the pussy" is the phrase for which Trump is best known.    

Who said it?  "Interesting when you look at both candidates, in some ways one not taking the virus seriously enough at all, and one, if there's a criticism, might be, is he taking it too seriously, at least when it comes to campaigning?"  Yes, it's the exquisitely balanced Chuck Todd worried that Joe Biden might be a little obsessed with "the virus" that has killed over 228,000 Americans and continues to spread exponentially.   Yeah, he hasn't even mentioned the Dodgers winning the World Series minutes before Justin Turner ran onto the field to share covid with his teammates.  Sports, the economy, the film industry, the airlines that may file bankruptcy, the hospitals planning for triage, the schools, "the virus" is at the heart of everything now, Chuck.  Ignoring it isn't working.