Good news at last

 Neil deGrasse Tyson says an asteroid the size of a refrigerator may hit the earth on November 2.  "Buzz-cut" is the expression Dr. Tyson uses, which is a little unclear, and it needs a catchier name than 2018VP1.  But this could be the answer to a lot of problems.  Maybe all of them.

The timing is also a little unclear.  The Prophet Robertson said unto his followers this morning that Trump will be re-elected, bringing about the End of Days.  Since every other such prophecy has been wrong for two thousand years, it will be impressive if he's only off by a day.  

The Prophet won't be pleased to learn that Trump is a friend to The Gays, unless he recognizes that claim for the bullshit it is.  At a "Trump Pride" event in Tampa, Tiffany was assigned to assure that people are wrong about her daddy just because he doesn't want trans people in his army.  "It saddens me," she lamented.  "I have friends of mine who reach out and they say how could you support your father, we know your best friends are gay."

No.   No gay friend would let you leave the house like that.

Meanwhile, Daddy continued his charm offensive in Arizona, proclaiming himself  "Superman" when not criticizing Anthony Fauci's pitching ability and singing the praises of Regeneron, which he still thinks is a superdrug.  He's now threatening to crowdsurf, which would kill several MAGAts faster than covid.  The problem is not the overflowing ICUs and spiking infection rate, no, it's covid fatigue.  "They're getting tired of the pandemic.  Tired of the pandemic.  You turn on CNN, that's all they cover...People aren't buying it, CNN, you dumb bastards.  They're not buying it."  If you don't test, you don't find it.  If you ignore it, it goes away.  At least the idiot's consistent. 

Also consistent is his hatred for Gov. Gretchen Whitmer, which nearly got her killed, and for everyone but the Murdoch Post for laughing at the Hunter Biden laptop follies.  Adam Schiff identified it as Russian propaganda, causing Trump to demand he be "put away."  (Is that worse than "locked up"?)  Several score of former intelligence officials agree.  This laptop, which no one has seen except Rudolph Giuliani after a pizza-and-grappa bender, is now a Holy Grail for idiots, taking any form they need.  Giuliani swears it has pictures of Hunter smoking crack; Ron Johnson (R-DUMB) says it's full of child pornography probably; Glenn Greenwald says Schiff is a liar and besides, Hillary's emails.  I say it's cat pictures from Julian Assange's embassy years.  

Bleach didn't work, why not shoot the coronavirus?  The University of California, Davis, reports that 110,000 Californians have bought guns, supposedly to protect themselves from the coming civil unrest, asteroid, end times, etc.  Masks are cheaper but emasculating.  You can shoot the fires, too!  

Keep watching the skies.