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A vortex of crazy has been detected in the Southeast. Prepare to evacuate when orders are given.
CNN sent Natasha Chen to report on beachgoers Saturday. On Tybee Island, Georgia, she and the mayor were harassed for wearing facemasks. Chen traveled up the coast to Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, where another fool yelled an ethnic slur and blamed her for causing the pandemic. He requested that she leave "his" country. Chen was born in California.
Another female reporter, Gaynor Hall of WGN-TV, was on air when she was grabbed by a man who yelled, "Fuck her right in the pussy!" Evidently a Trump tribute act.
The vortex also manifested in Frankfort, Kentucky, where Governor Andy Beshear was hanged in effigy by some Memorial Day celebrants who disagreed with his coronavirus policies. Wimps. This guy in North Carolina has offered to kill anyone who makes him mask up. And this guy in New Mexico, a Republican county commissioner, concurs.
Joe and Jill Biden laid a wreath at a cemetery in Delaware yesterday, and both wore face masks. Over at Fox, Brit Hume and Terry "Get a Brain" Moran decided this was as ridiculous as Michael Dukakis that one time he put on a helmet and climbed into a tank. Of course, millions of other Americans were not wearing helmets that day, and thousands had not died of Covid, but they still found it hilarious. Because pandemics are funny as hell.
Trump says he is all finished with his course of "hydroxychloroquine" and now wants something else to take. At a press conference to announce Medicare changes (and court the older voters who are having second thoughts), it suddenly occurred to him: "I don't use insulin. Should I be? Huh? I never thought about it." When he finds out you have to inject it, he'll be on to another miracle elixir that does not require ouchies.
Maybe Biden needs insulin. He has been diagnosed with the dementia shuffle by some medical experts at Gateway Pundit. You remember them -- they warned five years ago of Hillary Clinton's impending death. Or was it her alien baby? Anyway, it might distract from Trump's inability to balance his bone spurs on his shoe lifts and stand still for ten seconds. The resemblance to Hitchcock is becoming more pronounced.
Where will the vortex appear next? The RNC is shopping for a convention venue that won't be in "Shutdown mood" come August and Brian Kemp was first in the door, promising that Georgia would love to host thousands of virus-carriers from all over the country, no tests, no masks, no problem! Help us burn an effigy of Anthony Fauci in front of the CDC. Y'all come!
CNN sent Natasha Chen to report on beachgoers Saturday. On Tybee Island, Georgia, she and the mayor were harassed for wearing facemasks. Chen traveled up the coast to Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, where another fool yelled an ethnic slur and blamed her for causing the pandemic. He requested that she leave "his" country. Chen was born in California.
Another female reporter, Gaynor Hall of WGN-TV, was on air when she was grabbed by a man who yelled, "Fuck her right in the pussy!" Evidently a Trump tribute act.
The vortex also manifested in Frankfort, Kentucky, where Governor Andy Beshear was hanged in effigy by some Memorial Day celebrants who disagreed with his coronavirus policies. Wimps. This guy in North Carolina has offered to kill anyone who makes him mask up. And this guy in New Mexico, a Republican county commissioner, concurs.
Joe and Jill Biden laid a wreath at a cemetery in Delaware yesterday, and both wore face masks. Over at Fox, Brit Hume and Terry "Get a Brain" Moran decided this was as ridiculous as Michael Dukakis that one time he put on a helmet and climbed into a tank. Of course, millions of other Americans were not wearing helmets that day, and thousands had not died of Covid, but they still found it hilarious. Because pandemics are funny as hell.
Trump says he is all finished with his course of "hydroxychloroquine" and now wants something else to take. At a press conference to announce Medicare changes (and court the older voters who are having second thoughts), it suddenly occurred to him: "I don't use insulin. Should I be? Huh? I never thought about it." When he finds out you have to inject it, he'll be on to another miracle elixir that does not require ouchies.
Maybe Biden needs insulin. He has been diagnosed with the dementia shuffle by some medical experts at Gateway Pundit. You remember them -- they warned five years ago of Hillary Clinton's impending death. Or was it her alien baby? Anyway, it might distract from Trump's inability to balance his bone spurs on his shoe lifts and stand still for ten seconds. The resemblance to Hitchcock is becoming more pronounced.
Where will the vortex appear next? The RNC is shopping for a convention venue that won't be in "Shutdown mood" come August and Brian Kemp was first in the door, promising that Georgia would love to host thousands of virus-carriers from all over the country, no tests, no masks, no problem! Help us burn an effigy of Anthony Fauci in front of the CDC. Y'all come!
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