It could have been worse

He could have called the Archbishop of Canterbury "a loser."  Franklin Graham wanted him to.

He could have worn golf shoes to Westminster Abbey.  He wore them in a Virginia church yesterday.

He could have told the Prince of Wales his sex fantasy about Diana.  Wait, he did?

He could have brought Sean Hannity to make up for not being able to watch Fox News.

He didn't say, "I like countries that don't lose their empires, all right?"

He could still proclaim there were "very fine people on both sides" in Normandy.

Ireland -- we're just sorry.