Continuing education
You've got your degree from the Ozarks University of Scripture and Juke Box Repair, you've enjoyed the commencement speech by alumna Sarah Huckabee Sanders, you've put away your MAGA mortarboard and your "Deplorable!" robe. What about some graduate study?
If you have already enrolled in the Dignitatis Humanae Institute, you may have trouble getting reimbursement of your fees and tuition. Steve Bannon's "gladiator school for culture warriors" will not be opening on schedule owing to some trumpish practices blocked by the Italian government. It seems their lease on an 800-year-old monastery near Rome was guaranteed by an official of a Danish bank who turns out not to be employed by that bank. Also certain fees were never paid, and the "institute" has not hired the expert in Italian heritage buildings required by law. Of course, Dean Bannon knows who is really to blame: "the left," cleverly disguised by Italy's right-wing government but unquestionably under the thumb of Globalist Financiers and Rootless Cosmopolitan Moneylenders LLP, a division of George Soros. The usual suspects.
Why Rome? you ask. Having made America great again, Bannon turned his eyes to that bastion of Marxism/Leninism the Catholic Church. His culture warriors would drive out the deep state (the Jesuits) and their anti-Christ Francis, restoring Benedict to his throne in the same way the Nazis planned to replace George VI with Edward VIII after occupying Britain. Oggi il Vaticano, domani...
A Trump University for Catholics who miss the Latin mass, nuns in burkas and Good Friday pogroms. It should have worked. As Mets fans used to say (and possibly still do): Wait till next year!
If you have already enrolled in the Dignitatis Humanae Institute, you may have trouble getting reimbursement of your fees and tuition. Steve Bannon's "gladiator school for culture warriors" will not be opening on schedule owing to some trumpish practices blocked by the Italian government. It seems their lease on an 800-year-old monastery near Rome was guaranteed by an official of a Danish bank who turns out not to be employed by that bank. Also certain fees were never paid, and the "institute" has not hired the expert in Italian heritage buildings required by law. Of course, Dean Bannon knows who is really to blame: "the left," cleverly disguised by Italy's right-wing government but unquestionably under the thumb of Globalist Financiers and Rootless Cosmopolitan Moneylenders LLP, a division of George Soros. The usual suspects.
Why Rome? you ask. Having made America great again, Bannon turned his eyes to that bastion of Marxism/Leninism the Catholic Church. His culture warriors would drive out the deep state (the Jesuits) and their anti-Christ Francis, restoring Benedict to his throne in the same way the Nazis planned to replace George VI with Edward VIII after occupying Britain. Oggi il Vaticano, domani...
A Trump University for Catholics who miss the Latin mass, nuns in burkas and Good Friday pogroms. It should have worked. As Mets fans used to say (and possibly still do): Wait till next year!
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