Serious business

All right, now they're just fucking with us.

This gang are masters of distraction, and the media take the bait.  While they moan about kneeling football players or snipe at some celebrity, we're not supposed to notice the grave crimes against the planet and its people committed, mainly behind closed doors, every day.  Look over there!  Hillary took all our uranium and sold it to Russia to finance her slave colonies on Mars!  Why is nobody holding hearings?  And by the time we patiently explain that Because it's bullshit, there are three more.  So when Carter Page showed up for his rendezvous with the Senate Intelligence Committee in this egregiously silly hat, you could be sure that we were supposed to not look at this:  

1.  The Keystone XL Pipeline has leaked over 210,000 gallons of oil into the soil and water of South Dakota.

2.  There was a military coup in Zimbabwe.

3.  The House has passed Trump's Screw the Middle Class tax bill, and the Senate wants to piggyback yet another ACA repeal onto it, for additional screwage.

4.  The contract to provide security at the US Embassy in Moscow, and consulates in three other cities, has gone to Elite Security Holdings, run by retired Gen. Viktor Budanov.  He was Vladimir Putin's boss when he was head of KGB counterintelligence.  Why not just leave the key under the mat?  Now I can't wait to find out what the Russians have on Trump.

5.  The corruption trial of Sen. Robert Menendez ended in a hung jury, with 10-2 favoring acquittal.

6.  Six Democratic Congressmen have introduced articles of impeachment.  No, not against Hillary, though apparently there are people who think that would Make America Great Again.

7.  Carbon emissions are increasing for the first time in three years.  More beautiful clean coal!



Ah!  It's the hat Kellyann Conway wore to the inauguration, with her Trump University marching band uniform.  Who gets to wear it to the Flynn trial?