Another crisis

 

Where to begin?  I'm pretty sure children don't shop for toothbrushes.  It's hard enough getting them to use toothbrushes.  In Walmart they head straight for the toys, followed by candy and then goldfish.  I don't know why.  If an adult drags them to the dentifrice aisle they're too busy whining to notice the "sex toys being sold openly" unless the adult lingers too long over them.  Then the small ones may grab a butt plug and put it in the cart, especially if there is glitter on the package.  This can be rectified -- make that "sorted out" -- at the register.

Many dildo-shaped items -- travel toothbrushes, lipstick, deodorant, beef jerky, marking pens, candy tubes, slide whistles, small flashlights, vape pens, cigarette lighters -- are also sold openly.  If the people of Dalton, Georgia, are having trouble identifying them, it may not be Walmart's fault.

"Grooming" is shampoo, razor blades, cold cream, mouthwash, etc.  They may call it "Health and Beauty Aids."  Ask one of the "customer hosts," readily identifiable by their humiliating uniforms and the fact that they are still working in their seventies.  

I hope this helps, Congresswoman.  You may also want to consider cutting back on the HRT.  Hot flashes are part of life and synthetic estrogen is not something to fool around with.  One day everything looks like a dildo, the next day you're shouting through mail slots and kicking people on the Capitol steps.  

You have a blessed Christmas now.

B. Sky