Following up

 Before it fades into the background noise of American gunfire, we have a report on the Columbia Machine shootings in Smithsburg, Maryland.  Joe Louis Esquivel killed three of his co-workers because they were "pedophiles."  Now that the Republicans have made this a generic term of abuse, no further evidence is required, or was offered.

Following the arrest of 31 "Patriot Front" terrorists in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho, the police and the Kootenai County Sheriff's Office received 149 phone calls.  Half expressed support for law enforcement while the other conveyed anonymous threats against officers and their families.  During a press conference someone impersonating a reporter yelled that the thirty-one miscreants were actually FBI agents because...false flag...you know...

Bill Barr's (recorded) testimony to the Unselect Uncommittee (as Trump is undoubtedly uncalling it by now) found him laughing openly at his former patron and also at the film where unfelon Dinesh D'Souza presents his stuffed-ballot-boxes bombshell to the forever gullible.  I forget the title, something about sterile jackasses.  This insult triggered all the rightzis, with Steve Bannon giving the most passionate performance:  "We're going to deconstruct this and we're going to rub your nose in it and then we're going to come after you legally," he mewled.  (Jacques Derrida says that's not what "deconstruct" means.)  Then D'Souza and Bannon both declared Barr "fat," which is the most truthful thing they have ever said, and probably made him cry.

Are police unions too powerful?  Not according to Assistant Chief Derek Kammerzell of Kent, Washington.  For years he has been the subject of complaints for displaying Nazi insignia on his office door, joking about the Holocaust and posing for pictures in lederhosen and a Hitler mustache.  Now his career is over after 27 years, and all he has to show for it is a settlement of $1.52 million from the city.  And maybe a second career as a Patriot Front recruiter and guest of Tucker Carlson.

It's Huntingdon Valley, Pennsylvania, not Huntington.  Mehmet Oz knows that now so people need to stop mocking him, especially sportscasters who describe the tennis from "Wimbleton."  It's his new address in Pennsylvania, where he wants to become a senator.  As long as he doesn't try to pronounce "Schuylkill" he should be fine.

Several years late Monica Crowley, former Mnuchin deputy, has noticed that the government is controlled from Moscow.  But she thinks the Biden administration is the culmination of a decades-long plot by the KGB.  The Chinese are also involved, somehow, too.  If more details are needed, she has a podcast.  Of course she has.

Lauren Boebert had no comment about the Monday hearing as she was at a religious revival in Colorado Springs praying for Joe Biden's death.  After misquoting Psalm 109 she yelled, "Hallelujah!  Glory to god!"  In 1 Corinthians 14 Paul says, "Women should remain silent in the churches."  This is why. 

Fox Sports decided its viewers couldn't handle the sight of Jeopardy! champion Amy Schneider throwing the ceremonial first pitch at the Giants' Pride Day game against the Dodgers.  They replaced it with an older clip of NASCAR driver Kurt Busch, who is not transgendered.  Children could have been watching!