War bulletins

 First, a correction:  No American forces, amphibious or otherwise, have landed in Ukraine.  It was just Trump being wrong again.  The Ingraham Obtuse Angle carried a bulletin about a possible Russian naval assault on Odessa and The Forever President called to gently chastise her:  "You shouldn't be saying that, because you and everybody else shouldn't know about it.  They should do that secretly, not be doing that through the great Laura Ingraham."  (I don't know what it means either.)  She had to explain that it was the Russians.  I wonder if he has a scale-model Situation Room next to the omelet bar in Lago de Merde where he pretends to "monitor" the world.

For over a century historians have debated the causes of World War I without arriving at a consensus.  This war is hours old and already the experts know whose fault it is:  the environmentalists.  Kristi Noem, who is not a historian but would like to run for national office, told another idiot, "From the very day [Biden] got into the White House he gave Putin all the power."  How?  By cancelling the extension of the Keystone Pipeline from Alberta to Nebraska, of course,  This frightened poor Vladimir into believing that the end of fossil fuels is just around the corner and he...decided to reconstitute the Russian Empire.  

Eric Erickson, also not a historian but a self-described intellectual, knows the environmentalists forced the US to cut back on fossil fuels and invest in renewables.  "Knowing that the wind doesn't always blow and the sun doesn't always shine" -- snork -- those wise Europeans put all their eggs in the oil-and-gas basket that is Russia's only asset, leaving them at Putin's mercy.  I can't speak for the windless countries of Europe but I happen to know Denmark gets nearly half its energy from wind.  Also, it's pretty sunny in Spain.  Well, why argue with someone who knows everything?  

Like Charlie Kirk of Turnip Point USA fame, who got even more specific:  "Cheap oil is a deterrent from tyrannical Third World dictators from invading other countries.  Could it be that Greta Thunberg and Leonardo DiCaprio actually might be to blame for what Vladimir Putin is doing?"

Leonardo DiCaprio?

Russian state television -- don't bother logging on to RT, you can get it all from Murdoch -- likes to tell its couch potatoes that the US put Ukraine up to it and made the "pacification" necessary.  Tulsi Gabbard takes it deeper.  The American "power elite" have betrayed both the American and the Russian people for their own gain.  "Maybe expensive energy would be good for the many renewable deals their friends and donors are invested in," insinuated her new friend Tucker Carlson.  In future, can we give the Karens a break and refer to clueless, entitled female idiots as Tulsis?

It's a jenga of lies, and if you get to the bottom you'll find the stubbornly held fantasy that climate change is a leftist plot to destroy Our Way of Life, just like vaccines and masks which undermine FREEDOM!  

By coincidence, it's the opening day of CrapPAC with the Usual Gang of Idiots denouncing everything that makes life marginally tolerable and screaming about a "Red Wave," probably bloody diarrhea.  Nothing but derision for a democracy under attack and predictions of an "extinction level event" for the "woke left."  They'd kill us if they could.  Can hardly wait for Tulsi's debut as the next Phyllis Schlafly.

Taiwan is worried that China will take advantage of the world's one-track mind to attack, and has already turned back an air incursion.  The hits just keep coming.  How long before Chuck Grassley demands that Biden unleash Chiang Kai-shek?

Meanwhile, Islamic State has showed up again in Syria.  But did they ever leave?

Some images of Ukraine from the Independent.  Tune in tonight to find out if the woman fell down some stairs or was assaulted by Greta Thunberg.