Curiouser and curiouser

 This is the world we all have to live in.

Not content with getting away with the murder of Trayvon Martin, George Zimmerman sued his parents for "conspiracy" and defamation.  Today Judge John Cooper of Tallahassee told him to go away.  And just when he had a shot with SCOTUS.

Panicky Wyoming Republicans introduced a state senate bill to stop "crossover" voting in primaries, because Democrats might vote for Liz Cheney.  

Baby Tuckoo says Democrats can't accept electoral loss.  Wait.  Let that wash over you.

The Adam Smith Institute has a plan to end poverty:  Privatize the moon, divvy it up and let different countries lease it to businesses for tourism and "discovery."  Why not?  Everyone respects territorial borders on earth, nyet?

Finally a definitive ruling from a New York Supreme Court judge.  When Trump's latest mouthpiece Alina Habba argued that subpoenas must be quashed because Trump is "a protected class," Arthur F. Engoron was not having it.  "What protected class is he a member of?"  "His free speech," she replied, strangely.  Letitia James, called a "racist" by Trump, is unfairly targeting him.  "If Ms. James has a thing against him, OK, that's not in my understanding unlawful discrimination.  He's just a bad guy she should go after as the chief law enforcement officer of the state."  Thank you, Judge, some of us have been saying this for years.

Look up, Canadian Free-Dumb Truckers!  Those objects about to crash into you are genuine MyPillows attached to itty-bitty parachutes, compliments of Pillow Mike, who was definitely not smoking meth when he thought of it.  The debate rages as to whether he was inspired by the Berlin Airlift candy drop, Operation Market Garden or that episode of WKRP In Cincinnati with the turkeys.  Maybe one of them has a golden ticket which will admit you and a parental unit to Lindell-land!  Just be glad he reconsidered the idea of dropping Bibles.  And no, I'm not smoking anything.  

 

 "Sorry, I'm a little short.  How much did you have to pay her?"