More of the same

 Here at the Organization the R&D Division is road-testing the slogan "Hooray for Hamilton!"  It refers not to the musical but the British race driver Lewis Hamilton.  Of course it really means "Hack Trump into small pieces and shove him back inside his dead mother's smelly twat."  Try it, see if it works for you!

As the civilized world mourns Desmond Tutu, Alan "Somebody Notice Me!" Dershowitz found his way to Fox News to call the archbishop "a rampant anti-Semite and bigot."  In a 2002 Boston speech Tutu criticized the power of "the Jewish lobby," the same lobby that Trump credited just last week with "controlling Congress" and the media.  Giving Trump a pass makes Dershowitz the real bigot and helps to explain why he doesn't get invited to the cool Vineyard parties.

It's a busy time for bigots.  When College Republicans tweeted a Kwanzaa greeting, M.T. Greene (henceforth we'll call her Empty) was enraged:  "Stop.  It's a fake religion created by a psychopath."  Kwanzaa is famously not a religion but a cultural observance based on West African harvest festivals.  Like every other holiday it was invented.  As to whether Maulana Ron Karenga is a psychopath, I lack Empty's expertise in that area.

"So dead people voted and I think the number is close to five thousand people," Trump told Brad Raffensperger four days before he tried to overthrow the government.  They found four.  That's the kind of skill with numbers that pissed away Fred Trump's fortune and left his idiot son dependent on Russian gangsters and the dwindling pool of Fox News viewers who respond to his demands for charity.  So sad.  

Here's one of the better episodes of Bob Dylan's Theme Time Radio dedicated to cars.  The whole show is fun.  Pay special attention at 29 minutes, where Frank Sinatra sings about Peter Epstein Pontiac at a low point in his career.  Wonderful!

Happy whatever totally artificial holiday you keep.