Monday, November 02, 2020

The smell of desperation

Vladimir Magurov -- you probably know him as The Sausage King of Russia -- was murdered with a crossbow in his banya.  If Breitbart and other operatives of the Trump campaign have not connected this to Hunter Biden by midnight, they deserve what's coming to them.  

Trump was in Scranton today covering the most important issues:  his distaste for Beyonce, LeBron James and Lady Gaga.  When he sees this, he won't be happy with Madame Tussaud's either.  Or Berlin.









Time is running out.  I'm afraid the highly professional roadies organizing the virus-dissemination rallies are not going to master the whole "buses deliver and pick up" system.  More MAGAts were left out in the cold in Rome, Georgia, where low temperatures are the exception.  I'd have more sympathy if there weren't Trumpanzees all over the country blocking bridges, harassing the Biden people and getting between Californians and polling places.  As it is, I hope they all drive into oil trucks without harming the oil truck drivers.  Is that uncivil, Senator Romney?  

While the libertarians handled rally transport ("Grandma can just get herself home"), the Trump brain trust were at the keyboards, editing video to make it look like Biden doesn't know what state he's in and doesn't wear a mask unless the cameras are on.  And then adults have to waste time pointing out that it's all bullshit and everybody is late for dinner.  

Question:  If Trump is so confident, why is that ugly fence being erected around the White House?  Doesn't the diapered draft dodger feel safe enough in his bunker?   Nixon was content to park empty buses along the property, but the Trumps have been debasing the house for four years, from the tacky gold drapes to the Christmas atrocities to the replacement of the Rose Garden with the grounds of an industrial park.   Not to mention the reports of vermin.   One of Trump's first moves was to fire Angella Reid, the first Black woman chief usher, and replace her with Timothy Harleth, who used to manage the Trump Trivago Hotel.  Which probably has a vermin problem, too.  

Celebrating in advance, some very fine people vandalized a Jewish cemetery in Grand Rapids.  I wonder what they have planned for tomorrow night.  Especially since some idiot judge ruled that guns can be carried to Michigan polling places.   By the way, one of the "Wolverine Watchmen" arrested for plotting to kidnap Governor Whitmer wants to be let out of jail because he's afraid of covid.  Should have thought of that before joining the conspiracy, wimp.

And so on.  I may take tomorrow off.  Or the rest of the year.  







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