Fallout boys
"This is cute, but it's not going to work," Laura Ingraham -- Laura Ingraham -- admonished Matt Gaetz in front of the whole class. Gaetz, who called down the wrath of the Chosen One when he voted for the War Powers Resolution last month, is doing penance bigly by demanding the House Ethics Committee, the Justice Department and possibly INTERPOL investigate Nancy Pelosi for disrespecting the Official Presidential Sharpie Scrawl. When your bullshit smells too bad for the Queen of Mean, you need a new brand of bullshit.
Thinking his master got away with the Ukraine extortion, the mummified corpse of Chuck Grassley has begun yet another push to invent some Biden dirt. Specifically, he wants the Secret Service to investigate Hunter Biden's travel records. The SecServ are so stressed they're shooting people's dogs for no reason, but sure, let's send them off on another snipe hunt.
Finally the condition of the Stable Jenius's Very Good Brain will become part of the political conversation, because the Speaker put it there: She tried to give Trump her hand because "he looked to me like he was a little sedated" (that would be the Sudafed, unless Dr. Ronny has him on animal tranquilizers for special occasions). So now it's out there, and CNN can start bringing on psychiatrists and substance-abuse specialists, and the Twenty-fifth Amendment will again drive the conversation.
Hey, Resistance! Sorry I'm late, I -- is that...it is! It's Mitt Romney! Should we welcome him or be cool and pretend not to notice? I know what drove him to do it. They assigned useless Numbnuts Jr to attack him. Called him a pussy, wants him expelled from the cult. Tucker Carlson won't even say his name, although he said it often enough during the 2012 campaign against the Kenyan usurper, and the Kouch Klatch laughed openly at his protestations of religious faith. Poor Mitt. You come sit by me. A chocolate milk and another vodka whooperoo, please, waiter.
It was Breakfast With Trump & God Day again, and once again Trump had to explain that his Article Two powers give him the right to determine who is really praying good and who isn't. He (and his friend God) have had it with people who religion wrong and say "love your enemies," what loser came up with that? It's really hard when they're so "corrupt" and tried to deprive Our Country of his guidance and wisdom. Many CEOs of the religion industry were present, and they laughed and applauded before returning to their French toast and coffee, so Case Closed. Nervous Nancy needs to stop telling people she prays for the drug-addled, increasingly demented, morally unhinged Greatest of All Presidents, because it bugs him. He can't fire her, he can't intimidate her, and unless there's a perfect storm of natural disasters and terrorist attacks I can't even picture, I don't believe he can rape her. What else can he do with a woman?
Like this one.
Thinking his master got away with the Ukraine extortion, the mummified corpse of Chuck Grassley has begun yet another push to invent some Biden dirt. Specifically, he wants the Secret Service to investigate Hunter Biden's travel records. The SecServ are so stressed they're shooting people's dogs for no reason, but sure, let's send them off on another snipe hunt.
Finally the condition of the Stable Jenius's Very Good Brain will become part of the political conversation, because the Speaker put it there: She tried to give Trump her hand because "he looked to me like he was a little sedated" (that would be the Sudafed, unless Dr. Ronny has him on animal tranquilizers for special occasions). So now it's out there, and CNN can start bringing on psychiatrists and substance-abuse specialists, and the Twenty-fifth Amendment will again drive the conversation.
Hey, Resistance! Sorry I'm late, I -- is that...it is! It's Mitt Romney! Should we welcome him or be cool and pretend not to notice? I know what drove him to do it. They assigned useless Numbnuts Jr to attack him. Called him a pussy, wants him expelled from the cult. Tucker Carlson won't even say his name, although he said it often enough during the 2012 campaign against the Kenyan usurper, and the Kouch Klatch laughed openly at his protestations of religious faith. Poor Mitt. You come sit by me. A chocolate milk and another vodka whooperoo, please, waiter.
It was Breakfast With Trump & God Day again, and once again Trump had to explain that his Article Two powers give him the right to determine who is really praying good and who isn't. He (and his friend God) have had it with people who religion wrong and say "love your enemies," what loser came up with that? It's really hard when they're so "corrupt" and tried to deprive Our Country of his guidance and wisdom. Many CEOs of the religion industry were present, and they laughed and applauded before returning to their French toast and coffee, so Case Closed. Nervous Nancy needs to stop telling people she prays for the drug-addled, increasingly demented, morally unhinged Greatest of All Presidents, because it bugs him. He can't fire her, he can't intimidate her, and unless there's a perfect storm of natural disasters and terrorist attacks I can't even picture, I don't believe he can rape her. What else can he do with a woman?
Like this one.
posted by Buttermilk Sky at 5:56 PM
1 Comments:
Trump is the rare president who won't have a dog. Now his Secret Service is shooting dogs. I'm not saying there's a connection. I'm merely suggesting that if the Speaker of the House tears up used speeches instead of taking them home and preserving them in sealed plastic bags in the freezer, I can't be responsible for what happens next. I mean, what if the President springs a pop quiz?
Yours very crankily,
The New York Crank
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