Jersey Sore
The Stable Jenius took time out from threatening Adam Schiff, John Bolton and those in between -- politically, that's just about everyone -- to share some insights with his Bada-bing constituency last night. Accompanied by soon-to-be-former Rep. Jeff Van Drew, he lied about the Ukraine shakedown, the "sham" impeachment, and all the good things coming soon, soon, to rundown places like Wildwood. You can read it here.
The money quote: "No American should ever be hurt, harmed or killed because left-wing politicians, Democrats, decided shield and shelter crimincle --- look, look, wait." Somebody at Fox News thought it was acceptable to laugh at a senile, drug-addled man having a stroke in front of a crowd of imbeciles. Well, it's not. And speaking of brain injuries, the number of Americans hurt and harmed in Iraq last week has risen to fifty. I think someone mentioned it on the BBC news, which devotes less than half its airtime to Kobe tributes.
Still living the fantasy of victory, Mike Bloomberg continues to spend eye-watering quantities of money on television advertising -- more than a quarter of a billion dollars so far. The perpetual Trump campaign is taking a more direct approach, handing out envelopes of cash to African American voters who attend events of the Urban Revitalization Coalition. (I wonder what would happen if white people began showing up there -- those who are losing their food stamps or disability benefits, for example.) Darrell Scott, who runs the URC, declined to name the "donors" who are making Trump's generosity possible. "I can't spell those Russian names anyway," he did not add.
Breaking news: Mitt Romney drinks chocolate milk. In front of other adults.
The defense in the impeachment "trial" has rested, because how long can you cover your ears and yell "WITCH HUNT! HOAX! NO COLLUSION! HE IS NOT A CROOK!"?
I ask myself: Why would the Catholic Archdiocese of New Orleans, dealing with yet another sexual abuse scandal, turn for advice to the New Orleans Saints? They're not actual saints, they're a professional football team, and one with a seedy history of putting bounties on opposing players, too. Talk to a lawyer, for your god's sake, or even a PR firm. In other sports-related news, the NBA is being urged to change its logo from an outline of Jerry West to one of Kobe Bryant. I'm fine with this as long as, when the time comes (and may it not be for many years), they rename the league the Kareem Abdul-Jabbar Basketball Association. Rock the KAJBA!
The money quote: "No American should ever be hurt, harmed or killed because left-wing politicians, Democrats, decided shield and shelter crimincle --- look, look, wait." Somebody at Fox News thought it was acceptable to laugh at a senile, drug-addled man having a stroke in front of a crowd of imbeciles. Well, it's not. And speaking of brain injuries, the number of Americans hurt and harmed in Iraq last week has risen to fifty. I think someone mentioned it on the BBC news, which devotes less than half its airtime to Kobe tributes.
Still living the fantasy of victory, Mike Bloomberg continues to spend eye-watering quantities of money on television advertising -- more than a quarter of a billion dollars so far. The perpetual Trump campaign is taking a more direct approach, handing out envelopes of cash to African American voters who attend events of the Urban Revitalization Coalition. (I wonder what would happen if white people began showing up there -- those who are losing their food stamps or disability benefits, for example.) Darrell Scott, who runs the URC, declined to name the "donors" who are making Trump's generosity possible. "I can't spell those Russian names anyway," he did not add.
Breaking news: Mitt Romney drinks chocolate milk. In front of other adults.
The defense in the impeachment "trial" has rested, because how long can you cover your ears and yell "WITCH HUNT! HOAX! NO COLLUSION! HE IS NOT A CROOK!"?
I ask myself: Why would the Catholic Archdiocese of New Orleans, dealing with yet another sexual abuse scandal, turn for advice to the New Orleans Saints? They're not actual saints, they're a professional football team, and one with a seedy history of putting bounties on opposing players, too. Talk to a lawyer, for your god's sake, or even a PR firm. In other sports-related news, the NBA is being urged to change its logo from an outline of Jerry West to one of Kobe Bryant. I'm fine with this as long as, when the time comes (and may it not be for many years), they rename the league the Kareem Abdul-Jabbar Basketball Association. Rock the KAJBA!
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