The porn is as high as the elephant's eye
Over the weekend, some lucky donors at the Trump Bedbug Palace in Miami were treated to an artificial video in which Dear Leader, his bone spurs miraculously cured, shoots his media and political enemies (and by extension, the Enemies of the People) in the style of some spy movie I haven't seen, and in a church. This is what Republicans need before they can achieve orgasm in 2019. The people who made it have lost a contract to do something similar, I suppose, for the Bernie Sanders campaign. Why do Democrats hate free speech?
Sometimes you have to be able to read the signs. Columbus Day must have been replaced by Indigenous Peoples Day, because the Trumpites used the occasion to greet Elizabeth Warren with their "Pocahontas" slur. In what almost seems a coordinated action, the UK's Daily Mail recognized her front-runner status by accusing her of stealing some recipe years ago. Interesting, huh? The Mail is a racist rag which swoons hourly over Prime Minister BloJo, first cousin of the Mail On Sunday which is being sued by Meghan, Duchess of Sussex. A recipe? I'll bet she dyes her hair, too.
Hey, Donzo! Look who won the Nobel Peace Prize! Not you! Abiy Ahmed Ali, prime minister of the "shithole country" of Ethiopia. It's in Africa, Donzo, like Gambia and Zambia and Nambia. To reiterate: NOT YOU.
We now know her name. Atatiana Jefferson was gunned down in her bedroom during a wellness check by Officer Aaron Dean. The Ft. Worth police promptly released a bodycam photo of a handgun somewhere in the house. This is Texas -- it wouldn't matter if she had had a grenade launcher. Dean quit before he could be fired and is free on bail (like Amber Guyger) though charged with murder. The lights were on, the screen door was shut -- I'm going to speculate that it was a hot, humid night -- and Jefferson was playing video games with her eight-year-old nephew. Nothing puts a law officer in fear for his life like a black woman and a black second-grader armed with the latest edition of Dungeons & Dragons.
During marathon testimony before Congress, Fiona Hill quoted John Bolton as saying, "Giuliani is a hand grenade who's going to blow everybody up." And that's your job, right, Bolton? Trouble in paradise. Hill was the NSC's senior director for Europe and Russia, and the House is fascinated by how the hand grenade got the ambassador to Ukraine fired because she wouldn't take part in Operation Biden. Mob lawyers used to be a lot smarter.
As expected, the atrocities have begun in the Turkish invasion of Syria. The general secretary of the Future Syria party, Kurdish politician Hevrin Khalaf, was "neutralized," as the Turkish government says, along with eight other unarmed civilians on Saturday. It is not clear if she was raped, stoned and/or beheaded, but who cares? According to Erdogan's orange-faced enabler, a few sanctions will soon stop the onslaught, so let's pay attention to the real crisis: WALL! Besides, Liz "Spawn of" Cheney (R-WY) says it's all the fault of Schiff and Pelosi and their giant witch hoax impeachment. And yeah, the Russian air force got a tad too eager and bombed a couple of hospitals, but soon Mike Pence will go to Syria and make sure the Christians are OK. OK?
US forces abandoned their base in Manbij, Syria, so fast, they left a lot of cool stuff behind. Enjoy some video of Russian mercenaries trying on the CO's slippers and smoking his cigars. Is this kind of fuckery supposed to happen? We have no video of British troops in the 1812 White House eating Dolley Madison's dinner, so...
Sometimes you have to be able to read the signs. Columbus Day must have been replaced by Indigenous Peoples Day, because the Trumpites used the occasion to greet Elizabeth Warren with their "Pocahontas" slur. In what almost seems a coordinated action, the UK's Daily Mail recognized her front-runner status by accusing her of stealing some recipe years ago. Interesting, huh? The Mail is a racist rag which swoons hourly over Prime Minister BloJo, first cousin of the Mail On Sunday which is being sued by Meghan, Duchess of Sussex. A recipe? I'll bet she dyes her hair, too.
Hey, Donzo! Look who won the Nobel Peace Prize! Not you! Abiy Ahmed Ali, prime minister of the "shithole country" of Ethiopia. It's in Africa, Donzo, like Gambia and Zambia and Nambia. To reiterate: NOT YOU.
We now know her name. Atatiana Jefferson was gunned down in her bedroom during a wellness check by Officer Aaron Dean. The Ft. Worth police promptly released a bodycam photo of a handgun somewhere in the house. This is Texas -- it wouldn't matter if she had had a grenade launcher. Dean quit before he could be fired and is free on bail (like Amber Guyger) though charged with murder. The lights were on, the screen door was shut -- I'm going to speculate that it was a hot, humid night -- and Jefferson was playing video games with her eight-year-old nephew. Nothing puts a law officer in fear for his life like a black woman and a black second-grader armed with the latest edition of Dungeons & Dragons.
During marathon testimony before Congress, Fiona Hill quoted John Bolton as saying, "Giuliani is a hand grenade who's going to blow everybody up." And that's your job, right, Bolton? Trouble in paradise. Hill was the NSC's senior director for Europe and Russia, and the House is fascinated by how the hand grenade got the ambassador to Ukraine fired because she wouldn't take part in Operation Biden. Mob lawyers used to be a lot smarter.
As expected, the atrocities have begun in the Turkish invasion of Syria. The general secretary of the Future Syria party, Kurdish politician Hevrin Khalaf, was "neutralized," as the Turkish government says, along with eight other unarmed civilians on Saturday. It is not clear if she was raped, stoned and/or beheaded, but who cares? According to Erdogan's orange-faced enabler, a few sanctions will soon stop the onslaught, so let's pay attention to the real crisis: WALL! Besides, Liz "Spawn of" Cheney (R-WY) says it's all the fault of Schiff and Pelosi and their giant witch hoax impeachment. And yeah, the Russian air force got a tad too eager and bombed a couple of hospitals, but soon Mike Pence will go to Syria and make sure the Christians are OK. OK?
US forces abandoned their base in Manbij, Syria, so fast, they left a lot of cool stuff behind. Enjoy some video of Russian mercenaries trying on the CO's slippers and smoking his cigars. Is this kind of fuckery supposed to happen? We have no video of British troops in the 1812 White House eating Dolley Madison's dinner, so...
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