So many questions
Why would Pacific Gas and Electric assume that depriving about a million Californians of electricity would prevent wildfires? When the power goes off, people without generators resort to nineteenth-century forms of illumination like candles, or fire up the barbecue to cook their meat before it spoils. And the state is on fire anyway. PG&E assumes it can't be sued, and that's what counts.
Why did Trump and Giuliani ask Rex Tillerson to pressure the Justice Department to drop a money-laundering investigation into Reza Zarrab, a gold-trader and Giuliani client suspected of evading sanctions on Iran? Wouldn't it make more sense, even to these two numbnuts, to strongarm Jeff Sessions? If they did, and he told them to kiss both sides of his ass, I may have to revise my opinion of Sessions about .006 percent upward.
Why don't we have morning zoo guys as funny as Lexus and Vovan (real names Alexei Stolyarov and Vladimir Kuzetsov)? They called Lindsey Graham pretending to be the Turkish defense minister and got him to call the Kurds a "threat" to Turkey. He also implicated Trump in the Zarrab case. Clearly Lindsey's ready to lead his master's defense in the Senate.
Why, months after Peter Strzok left the FBI, is Trump still obsessed with his relationship with Lisa Page? Is there no one who will tell him this is exposing-yourself-at-the-playground-level creepy?
Why does Deutsche Bank not have Trump's tax returns? Any legit bank wants to see your tax returns before they'll give you a car loan, but a handshake is enough for this serial bankrupt?
With all due respect to Preet Bharara, why should I give a tin-plated fart what George Conway thinks about anything? His own wife doesn't care.
Do Marsha Blackburn and Jodi Ernst get their hair cut at the (taxpayer subsidized) Senate Hair Care Services barber shop? I ask because some intrepid girl reporter from the Moonie Times thinks Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez should, just like the rest of the guys. Instead of that, she went to a private salon, spent her own money and even left a tip, and was not a bitch to the people who work there. Her sentence was to be compared to Eva Peron, or Eva Gabor, or one of those other foreign tarts. As if on cue, Trey Gowdy emerged from seclusion to remind us why no one should patronize government barbers, no matter how cheap:
Why did Trump and Giuliani ask Rex Tillerson to pressure the Justice Department to drop a money-laundering investigation into Reza Zarrab, a gold-trader and Giuliani client suspected of evading sanctions on Iran? Wouldn't it make more sense, even to these two numbnuts, to strongarm Jeff Sessions? If they did, and he told them to kiss both sides of his ass, I may have to revise my opinion of Sessions about .006 percent upward.
Why don't we have morning zoo guys as funny as Lexus and Vovan (real names Alexei Stolyarov and Vladimir Kuzetsov)? They called Lindsey Graham pretending to be the Turkish defense minister and got him to call the Kurds a "threat" to Turkey. He also implicated Trump in the Zarrab case. Clearly Lindsey's ready to lead his master's defense in the Senate.
Why, months after Peter Strzok left the FBI, is Trump still obsessed with his relationship with Lisa Page? Is there no one who will tell him this is exposing-yourself-at-the-playground-level creepy?
Why does Deutsche Bank not have Trump's tax returns? Any legit bank wants to see your tax returns before they'll give you a car loan, but a handshake is enough for this serial bankrupt?
With all due respect to Preet Bharara, why should I give a tin-plated fart what George Conway thinks about anything? His own wife doesn't care.
Do Marsha Blackburn and Jodi Ernst get their hair cut at the (taxpayer subsidized) Senate Hair Care Services barber shop? I ask because some intrepid girl reporter from the Moonie Times thinks Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez should, just like the rest of the guys. Instead of that, she went to a private salon, spent her own money and even left a tip, and was not a bitch to the people who work there. Her sentence was to be compared to Eva Peron, or Eva Gabor, or one of those other foreign tarts. As if on cue, Trey Gowdy emerged from seclusion to remind us why no one should patronize government barbers, no matter how cheap:
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