Friday, April 26, 2019

Do I hear twenty-five?

Paranoia:  A mental disorder characterized by systematized delusion and the projection of personal conflicts, which are ascribed to the supposed hostility of others, sometimes progressing to disturbances of consciousness and aggressive acts believed to be performed in self-defense or as a mission.

"Really it's a coup.  It's spying.  It's everything that you can imagine...this was an attempted overthrow of the United States government.  This was a coup.  This was an attempted coup...He didn't mention Strzok and McCabe and Comey and the lies and the leaks and the overthrow and the whole with the Hillary Clinton got the win one hundred million to one, two lovers, two sick lovers, especially the one, I mean these were like children."

Repeat the Thorazine every two hours, nurse, and use the hard restraints.

Translation:  "This" is the Mueller investigation, which completely and totally exonerated him much more than anyone in the world has ever been exonerated.  Strzok is Peter Strzok, the former FBI agent who exchanged joke emails with his girlfriend about the "wire tapps" in Trump Tower.  McCabe is the FBI director who was sadistically fired hours before his full pension would have kicked in, although Trump's syphilitic brain may be conflating him with McCain (who came up later in the rant).  Comey is the FBI director who was fired after refusing Trump's demand that he stop the investigation of Michael Flynn, which the Mueller Report cites as an obstruction of justice.  I have no clue about the "one hundred million to one" odds, possibly a reference to the bankrupt Trump Taj Mahal casino, possibly a random number retrieved from a dying synapse.  The listener/enabler is Sean Hannity, who would have been performing an act of mercy had he said, "We seem to have lost the connection, we'll be right back after this message from Survivor brand pork slurry" and hung up.  Instead, he agreed that all non-Murdoch media owe Trump an apology for reporting what he says and even recording it so it's harder (not impossible) to deny later.  Also they should be investigated.  Hillary should be investigated.  Obama should be investigated.  One of them definitely ate the strawberries.

Sorry, I couldn't help it.  Which could be Trump's defense when the sick old moron is finally tried for treason, corruption, perjury, obstruction of justice, money laundering, and violating every line of the Constitution except the Third Amendment.  It would be simpler to declare him mentally incompetent, wouldn't it?    



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