Pop quiz
Which of the following has Trump not done over the last two days?
1. Accused NBC News of "editing" the interview in which he told Lester Holt he fired James Comey to stop the investigation of Michael Flynn.
2. Demanded that Adam Schiff be forced to "resign" as chair of the House Intelligence Committee.
3. Cancelled funding for the Special Olympics.
4. Called John Brennan "sick."
5. Demanded that OPEC increase production to keep oil prices from rising.
6. Announced that he is buying Ivanka "the most beautiful implants you ever saw" and that Mexico will pay for them.
7. Said the FBI is guilty of "treason" for investigating him.
8. Said the FBI should re-open the Jussie Smollett case, which was dropped by the Cook County district attorney.
9. Tweeted that Theresa May is "a stupid ugly Bitch" because she has not sought his advice on Brexit.
10. Demanded that the Justice Department "look into" Rachel Maddow.
11. Said that Adam Schiff would be bad at golf if he played.
12. Proposed that Puerto Rico be given to Russia because "they're doing a fabulous job in Crimea."
13. Hinted at a pardon for Flynn and/or Manafort.
14. Hailed the Christchurch shooter for "preventing Muslim terrorism."
15. Announced that Steve King, David Duke and Erik Prince will receive the Medal of Freedom.
16. Called for an investigation of the Phoenix tarmac meeting of Loretta Lynch and Bill Clinton.
17. Expressed envy of countries which "control" their borders with machine guns.
18. Praised Lindsey Graham, calling him "Lindsey Grant."
19. Promised to release his tax returns "next week. We're working on that very very soon. I just wish Nancy Pelosi -- I call her Nancy -- would release hers. Many people have told me that she never pays any taxes."
20. Suggested that Ruth Bader Ginsburg "is probably dead."
1. Accused NBC News of "editing" the interview in which he told Lester Holt he fired James Comey to stop the investigation of Michael Flynn.
2. Demanded that Adam Schiff be forced to "resign" as chair of the House Intelligence Committee.
3. Cancelled funding for the Special Olympics.
4. Called John Brennan "sick."
5. Demanded that OPEC increase production to keep oil prices from rising.
6. Announced that he is buying Ivanka "the most beautiful implants you ever saw" and that Mexico will pay for them.
7. Said the FBI is guilty of "treason" for investigating him.
8. Said the FBI should re-open the Jussie Smollett case, which was dropped by the Cook County district attorney.
9. Tweeted that Theresa May is "a stupid ugly Bitch" because she has not sought his advice on Brexit.
10. Demanded that the Justice Department "look into" Rachel Maddow.
11. Said that Adam Schiff would be bad at golf if he played.
12. Proposed that Puerto Rico be given to Russia because "they're doing a fabulous job in Crimea."
13. Hinted at a pardon for Flynn and/or Manafort.
14. Hailed the Christchurch shooter for "preventing Muslim terrorism."
15. Announced that Steve King, David Duke and Erik Prince will receive the Medal of Freedom.
16. Called for an investigation of the Phoenix tarmac meeting of Loretta Lynch and Bill Clinton.
17. Expressed envy of countries which "control" their borders with machine guns.
18. Praised Lindsey Graham, calling him "Lindsey Grant."
19. Promised to release his tax returns "next week. We're working on that very very soon. I just wish Nancy Pelosi -- I call her Nancy -- would release hers. Many people have told me that she never pays any taxes."
20. Suggested that Ruth Bader Ginsburg "is probably dead."
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