Meet the Knavses

Since they're clearly too old to work, and are unlikely to start a business, it's not clear how America's newest citizens will contribute to their new country.  I assume they can live comfortably off the money they made selling their daughter to her rich old husband, and will not be applying for Social Security, Medicare, or any other geezer giveaway.  All we can be sure of is their pure Aryan blood and the inevitable Netflix satire starring John Goodman and Debra Winger.

Remember when Barack Obama's aunt was deported?  Now imagine if he had even made a phone call to prevent it.  Instant impeachment!

I miss the rule of law.