The best words

Several members of the US Winter Olympics team went to the White House yesterday, where they had to hear this:

"What happened with the Paralympics was so incredible and so inspiring to me.  And I watched -- it's a little tough to watch too much but I watched as much as I could.  It was really fantastic and I want to thank you."

"And believe me, I didn't make fun of them because there was nobody else in the room to clap and laugh," he forgot to add, because it was snack time and he got distracted.  "NO COLLUSION.  Why aren't they investigating Crooked Hillary?  Where's that sissy who skates?"

They showed themselves out.