Everything you know is wrong

(Apologies to the Firesign Theater, but I need it more today.)

If you've watched any documentaries or read any books or even seen a few Mel Brooks movies, you probably believe Adolf Hitler had a problem with Jews.  Not so, says James Corbett, who stopped by Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.'s podcast "Good Morning CHD" (that's Children's Health Defense, not C.H.U.D.) to share conspiracy theories.  Corbett supports all the usual ones as well as one I never heard of:  "Hitler was a Rothschild...Hitler and the Nazis were one hundred percent completely and utterly set up and made into what they were by the international banking community and the international crony capitalists, including those in America."  When it comes to leaving you breathless, it's rivaled only by David Icke's "the royal family are lizard people."  Since CHD is Kennedy's baby, so to speak, dedicated to protecting innocent children from being immunized against polio and other diseases, we have to assume he shares this view.  It wouldn't be the craziest thing he believes (WiFi makes your brain leak, Anthony Fauci led "a coup against Western democracy," Trump is the greatest debater since Lincoln, toxic chemicals cause boys to change their gender, etc.), but it's certainly the most colorful.  So far.

Most Americans had never heard of the Tulsa Race Massacre of 1921 until just a few years ago, because it was never taught in schools, even (or especially) in Oklahoma.  Now we know that white residents of Tulsa, responding to a false rumor that a Black teenager had assaulted a white female elevator operator, rolled into the prosperous district of Greenwood (sometimes called Black Wall Street), killed several hundred residents, burned almost all buildings to the ground and even bombed it from a plane, the first use of that particular technique in US history.  Bodies are still being discovered in mass graves.  A living witness, 107-year-old Viola Fletcher, testified to the House Judiciary Committee two years ago when it was still interested in facts.  It happened.  It was a race riot.

Or was it?  Oklahoma has itself a new superintendent of education named Ryan Walters and he's fine with teaching the riot in public schools, just without reference to race.  That would be Critical Race Theory as defined by idiots, and that is not permitted.  At the Norman Central Library he asserted, "Let's not tie it to the skin color and say that the skin color determined that."  Maybe students who are confused about why half the population of Tulsa suddenly lost their minds one night will seek out the episode of HBO's Watchmen which introduced most people to the event, albeit in fictional form.  From there, some will want to read the real history in whatever books the Norman Central Library and others are still permitted to offer.  I hope so.  I hope they get angry enough to wonder why their schools let them down and do something about it.  By then, Walters will be running for governor.  (He has already characterized the teachers' union as a "terrorist organization," which suggests a certain ambition.)

If you have wondered what Jim Caviezel has been doing since he was unfairly denied even an Academy Award nomination for The Passion of the Christ, you can stop wondering.  He's in theaters now starring as Tim Ballard, founder of Operation Underground Railroad (OUR), which says it rescues children from the "adrenochrome empire" bent on harvesting their precious bodily fluids for the use of Hollywood celebrities and other Democrats.  All of this is perfectly mad, but so are all those movies about aliens and X-Men which don't claim to be documentaries.  The film's makers are livid that no one seems to take it seriously, especially the Guardian, where Charles Bramesco was less than enthusiastic.  By way of rebuttal they are calling him a "pedo," along with everyone else who awarded it no stars.  The producers have not resorted to the antisemitic rants with which Mel Gibson defended his film; for those you have to await the release of Revenge of the Christ or whatever the sequel is called, with Caviezel reprising his role as Thou-Knowest-Who.  Let's see the Academy ignore this one!

If it does, there's always The American Liberty Awards.  Organized by Matt Baker, who I'm pretty sure is Alex Jones with dreadlocks, its premise is "The globalists have the Oscars, the Grammys, the Tonys...we have The Libbys."  They promise to honor those disrespected by "the corporate globalist system" -- can you hear the dog-whistles at the back? -- and style themselves "The Awards Show of the People, by the People, for the People."  August 12 in Austin, be there or you're a pedo.

That was "Most Powerful Song" nominee "I'm Angry" by comedian Nick Lutsko.  Based on this and his other works ("Joe Biden Wants to Take Your Meat," "Donald Trump's Speeches as an Emo Song," "Trump v. Talking Heads --  Swedemason") I don't think Lutsko is Libby material.  But nobody ever accused the right of having a sense of humor.  

Nick recorded "Give Me Tucker's Show" two years ago.  How did he know?