Centrifugal Thursday

 Centrifugal force makes things fly away from a center.  Trouble is, things fall apart and the center cannot hold.  If there even is a center.

Add another lawyer scalp to Trump's collection.  Lin Wood, a respected Atlanta attorney until he drank the Kool-Aid and put on the red hat, has "retired" his law license.  He will be remembered for good work on behalf of Richard Jewell, wrongfully accused of the 1996 Centennial Olympic Park bombing.  By the end, his own partners were suing him and the Georgia bar was about to expel him.  

Jack Smith's investigation into Bad Loser v. Biden has now expanded to Arizona, with subpoenas served on the secretary of state's office.  Arizona was one of the states where a bunch of phony electors were chosen to replace the real ones, among other malarkey.  Then-Governor Doug Ducey got wind of it and refused to take Trump's call.  Some trolls calling themselves the Cyber Ninjas were hired at public expense to conduct an "audit," which amusingly turned up more votes for Biden.  It was a strange time.

Private employers added nearly half a million jobs last month.  Gas prices continue to fall.  Clearly Biden is destroying America.  "Do the people of this once great nation even have a choice but to protest?" asks the worst criminal in American history.  Well, do we?  I for one would like to see the justice system shift into a higher gear.  

All right, story of the day:  A bag possibly containing cocaine was discovered Sunday night by the Secret Service in the West Wing of the White House.  Nothing else is known, but Trump already knows it belongs to both Joe and Hunter Biden and also Jack Smith "looks like a crackhead to me!"  Junior, please request an appointment to tell Daddy that crack is not powder and that Smith is too busy putting his ass in prison to sit around freebasing.  Thank you and good luck with that Australian tour, you big baby.  It's a long flight -- what are you and Kimmy bringing as a "boost"?

It seems only days ago that we were told Biden's corrupt Navy sank the Titan submersible solely to distract from Hunter Biden's involvement with the Delaware US attorney.  Could the coke be a distraction from Trump's growing list of indictments and defecting lawyers?  I'm just asking questions here.

The Republican war on child labor laws claimed its first victim of the year when a sixteen-year-old died at a sawmill in Florence County, Wisconsin.  A suggested rule of thumb:  Too young to have his name made public = too young to work in a sawmill.

I don't know what you have to do to get booted from the House Freedom Caucus but Margie Greene managed it.  Well done, caucus.  Well done, Margie.

How do you lead a small country in a war against an invading nuclear power on your border?  If you're Volodymyr Zelenskyy you get up early and work out to AC/DC.  Expect to hear more about the old accusation of "satanic" lyrics in "Highway To Hell," c. 1979.  Really?  I feel old. 

A Tennessee woman named Claudia Ackley died over the weekend.  She dedicated her life to convincing people she had seen a Sasquatch in California, even suing the state to force them to take her seriously.  (The suit was dismissed.)  The Bigfoot community mourns.

Our children are the future, nowhere more so than in Wisconsin.  By tweaking the state budget Governor Tony Evers locked in an annual increase in school funding that runs through 2425.  I predict a legal challenge but it's still a wonderful gesture.