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The Kennedy campaign quickly deleted this photo of a young lady modeling campaign gear after someone noticed the Cyrillic writing on the sign.  Trump in 2016 did a better job of concealing his Russian connections.

Trump staffer and brazen opportunist Miles Taylor (you will remember him as the courageous op-ed author Anonymous) has a book out in which he says Trump made sexual comments about Ivanka and other women in his administration.  

Tell us something we don't know, Miles.

Three men have been charged with insider trading, bringing them $22 million, in the merger of Trump Media & Technology Group with Digital World Acquisition Corp. in 2021.  Don't tell me -- Trump turned them in because he didn't get a piece.

Michael Schoenbrod and his wife are both police officers and they came up with an ingenious plan to toilet-train their three-year-old son:  They handcuffed him and put him in a cell.  Where do they work?  Florida, of course.  

Ron DeSantis has a well-thought-out plan to eliminate the Departments of Education, Energy and Commerce and the Internal Revenue Service.  Guess what, Pudding Paws?  Without the IRS there's no money for any departments.  Or the president's salary.

A television channel in New Zealand was reprimanded by the country's media watchdog for a show which depicted dolphins mating.  Earlier this week a feral cat hunt was held in rural North Canterbury which appears to have turned some of the young participants feral.  Jacinda Ardern quits and that country goes to hell.

A man in France broke a record for running a hundred meters while on fire.  I'm pretty sure the record was set by Richard Pryor in 1980.

For the first time in twenty years malaria has been found in Texas and Florida.  How long before asylum seekers are blamed?

The Alito court tossed out affirmative action and half a century of racial progress, but they told Louisiana to make another majority-Black Congressional district.  Swings and roundabouts.

Tommy Tuberville is pumped because Alabama will get a piece of the $42 billion bill to expand access to broadband.  Coach forgot he voted against it.  Coach is a dumb hypocrite.  Joe Biden was happy to point this out.

CPAP is a machine that enables people with sleep apnea to get more and better sleep, and today we learned that Biden uses one.  Tonight we will hear why he should quit immediately before he dies of OLD.  But just think what he can accomplish on a better night's sleep!  Better CPAP than CPAC.

According to the World Health Organization aspartame, an ingredient in Diet Coke and other items, is a carcinogen.  Don't tell Trump.