Pin heads

 

This is the pin the cool Kongressklowns are wearing to show their support for the precious right of all Americans to blast children into mincemeat during morning roll call.  Shoddy-looking, isn't it?  Surely Putin could have provided them with gold ones.  It's Russia that's being bankrupted by his idiotic war, not him. 

 

This is the button worn by Rep. Ilhan Omar and others marking the date of "the first known killing of a free unarmed Black person by police."  Thus was Critical Race Theory smuggled into America's living rooms and taverns.

There were more causes on display:  crayons representing federal support for childcare and Ukrainian flags (Olena Zelensky attended).  With this item...

...Ed Markey set off a cherry bomb under the religious fanatics and dialed Tucker Carlson's barely controlled hysteria up past eleven -- Democrats want to mutilate children!   Abortion is just like ancient child sacrifice!  My balls are tanner than George Hamilton!  Actually it's the assault rifle crowd who tend to mutilate children -- that's why proactive states like Texas collect their DNA.  No parent should ever have to bury some other parent's child's arm or foot.  Freedom.

Just going to drop this in:  Missouri voted against a ban on children carrying guns in public "without adult supervision."  The ban was requested by police.