Z You In September

Nothing yet.  According to Q spokesman and former actual American general Michael Flynn, this is the day when 5G technology is scheduled to unleash a pathogen in the covid vaccine, turning all recipients into zombies.  I can report no overpowering urge to bite anyone or eat brains, so maybe Pfizer has a way of shutting that whole thing down.

This could be something, though:  The pilot of a small plane was buzzing northern Mississippi earlier today, threatening to crash into a Walmart in Tupelo.  He appears to have changed his mind, landed in some farmer's field and is now under arrest.  Maybe the zombieism is temporary.

School's open in Florida, and one mother is pretty agitated by a lesson at R. Dan Nolan Middle School in Bradenton.  Her sixth grader was presented with a sentence:  "President Trump made claims that the 2020 election was stolen."  But instead of, "Yeah, and?" the lesson continued, "calling his claim false leads you to believe he is wrong before you have all the facts."  It seems that slanted writing could be taught in a number of ways without indoctrinating twelve-year-olds to mistrust elections results and the media.  The lesson is not even from a DeSantis-vetted textbook but a handout created by a Trumpanzee teacher, so that's another problem.  I suspect parents in places like Florida and Texas are weeks away from creating Freedom Schools like the ones SNCC established in 1964 to improve on the "sharecropper education" then available to the poor.  They had plenty of experience during covid lockdown.

No fascist!  No fascist!  You're the fascist!  Margie "Gazpacho Police" Greene thought it would refute all of Biden's charges about the MAGA cult if she decorated him with a little mustache and a swastika.  She is so smart.  She has a funny nickname, too -- she calls him President Butterbeans!  My thighs ache from slapping.

"Eighty-seven percent of Americans believe you ought to be able [sic] to show a photo ID in order to vote," said Neuter Gingrich, citing a number freshly plucked from his ass.  When I hear a random number like that I always think of an exasperated Angela Lansbury in The Manchurian Candidate picking "fifty-seven" off a ketchup bottle to help her fatuous husband remember how many "communists" work in the State Department.  Anyway, Neuter is back and concentrating his awesome mind power on election integrity.  Mainly, Democrats will "set the stage for stealing this election," maybe even suspend it "which has never been done in American history."  By letting people vote by mail, in drop boxes and probably using Jewish space lasers.  Reality check:  There has been absentee voting since 1864.  That's how Lincoln stole the election from McClellan.  Learn some history, you ignorant gobshite.

If they're not financing Blake Masters's hopeless campaign, how are the Republicans spending Leonard Leo's $1.6 billion?  When Kushner's Humping History appears on the Times best-seller list tomorrow it will sport a dagger indicating "large orders."  You can't get a better stroke from one of Jeffrey Epstein's Russian masseuses, right, Dersh?

Five p.m.  No obvious zombieism yet.  Apprehensive about tonight.  Full moon?