Best served lukewarm

 "Until I think of someone I'd like to kill," said the great artist Ed Sorel, "I can't get out of bed in the morning."  Nothing gets Trump out of bed in the morning except an early tee time, but he too relies on rage, it seems.  Usually it's a woman he blames for all his woes -- an uppity reporter, a political opponent, one of his wives, an assault victim/adult film actor who goes public.  This week it's Rep. Liz Cheney, the Wyoming Republican who betrayed him by voting for impeachment.  Kevin "Steve" McCarthy made the hajj to Mar a Lago yesterday and it looks like the main topic of discussion was Getting Rid of Liz.  Trump wants her primaried and has ordered Junior to let fly with his witty tweets (Senior is still banned).  McCarthy says he supports Cheney but has "concerns"  -- a real leader.  

Another probable rage target is the writer Craig Unger, whose new book American Kompromat says Trump was talent-spotted by the KGB back in 1977 when he married Ivana Zelnickova, a Czech model.  Ten years later they were being entertained in Moscow and Leningrad, where the stupid, vain American was encouraged to think of a political career.  And I thought Putin picked up his scent in 2013 when he brought the Miss Universe skinshow to Moscow and eliminated the "too ethnic" contestants. One more book for the winter reading list.  

I know who I'd like to kill:  The managing editor or whatever they're called at MSNBC.  Every time I look up it's Marjorie Taylor Greene committing more verbal atrocities.  She's colorful, she's "good copy" -- have the media forgotten that this is how Trump began to be taken seriously six years ago?  No backwoods freshman needs wall-to-wall coverage when there's a new administration struggling like Hercules with a hernia to clear out the Collyer brothers mansion of trash it inherited.  (Too many pop culture references there, I'm a little dizzy.)  She's even known breezily as MTG.  Stop thinking of the ratings for a minute, you're about to lose at least one viewer.

Greene held a "town hall" in Dalton where, despite constant whining about "censorship," she refused to answer a question from a reporter and threatened the TV crew with arrest.

Greene believes "space solar generators" caused the California wildfires of 2018 and that a sinister "vice chairman of Rothschild, Inc." is somehow involved.  (They start fires for no reason!  I saw it in a Christopher Marlowe play!)  This particular outburst has since been deleted from Facebook because she is pretending to be a serious lawmaker now.

Greene yelled abuse at Parkland shooting survivor David Hogg as he lobbied Congress for anti-gun legislation in 2019.  Her tweet, referring to Hogg as #littleHitler -- you remember how Hitler hated firearms -- has not been deleted because this kind of thing appeals to her cracker constituents.

Greene's neighbors hate her already.  Cori Bush (D-MO) has to move her office after Greene and her minions berated her (she only wears a mask when she's screaming about being CENSORED) and called her "the leader of the St. Louis Black Lives Matter terrorist mob."  

Greene's too nuts for at least one backer, TV producer Alander Pulliam, who has cut off donations.  How nuts?  Well, Pulliam wrote a Trump-loving book called God's Plan so molto nuts.  "Grow up, you're a grown woman," he told her somewhat confusingly.  

Greene's Facebook page is a treasure trove of murderous violence, where Nancy Pelosi deserves "a bullet to the head" while Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama would merely be hanged.  Maybe that's why Pelosi was livid when McCarthy's "conversation" with Greene led not to disciplinary action but a place on the Education and Labor Committee.  That should sit especially well with the Sandy Hook and Parkland parents ("False flag!").  Maybe she'll try to force schools to "Teach the Q Controversy."  Maybe that's why Rep. Jimmy Gomez (D-CA) introduced a resolution to expel the mad cow.

"The enemy is within the House of Representatives...in addition to what is happening outside...We have members of Congress that want to bring guns on the floor and have threatened violence on other members of Congress," the Speaker said yesterday.  Rep. Pramila Jayapal (D-WA) is not waiting for the Gomez resolution to pick up support -- she and others are buying bulletproof vests.  Even the last Reichstag of the Weimar Republic didn't have to do that.

I am now officially done with the Fuckface of the Fourteenth.   Unless she shoots someone, is expelled,  or gets her stringy hair caught in the wheel of an Amilcar CGSS and is decapitated, I do not plan to revisit the subject.  

Sorel was right, though.  Got me out of bed.