Unreconstructed monster
Trump is confused. Michigan is red on the electoral college map he carries in his wallet, but it appears to have a Democratic governor. Moreover, the governor is a woman, and she is not kissing his ass or taking his bullshit. How did this happen? What the hell is her name? Why is everybody always pickin' on me?
"She doesn't get it done and we send her a lot," he told his confessor Father Hannity. So now Michigan gets nothing. The state has over 3,600 cases, but most of them are in Detroit and they weren't going to vote for him anyway. Doctors getting slammed in the urban centers of the richest country on earth are beginning to use the word "triage." Trump is already performing political triage.
Oh, lordy, the ventilators. Yesterday he told Hannity he knows we don't need so many. Today he's screaming at General Motors and Ford to build more right this minute. He also seems to think New York got "thousands" from some federal stockpile but is refusing to deploy them because they would rather split one between two patients, probably to make him lose the election. "Hoax" has given way to "plot."
Trump remains fixated on the economy and on getting people out of their homes and back to work. This has led the nutters to conclude that "shelter in place" is the signal for the imposition of one-world government and the confiscation of prawn-flavoured crisps and AK-47s. Timothy Wilson sprang into action, plotting to set off a car bomb at a hospital in Belton, Missouri. His dream was ended by the FBI. But Gavin Weslee Blake Perry of Wichita Falls, Texas, is still here. He was arrested for calling for the murder of Nancy Pelosi and other "Satanists."
The House passed, by voice vote, the Senate's $2 trillion bill to bail out corporations and, if anything is left over, Americans. This despite the best efforts of a Kentucky twat named Massie, who looks like Rand Paul with mumps. Robert Reich was on MSNBC saying the bill doesn't go far enough, and Wall Street seems to agree. I'm impressed they can lay hands on more than two trillion dollars. (The bill includes a nice little Easter egg for the real estate industry.)
Boris Johnson and his health minister Matt Hancock are COVID-19 positive. So that herd immunity thing not really working out, eh?
The superstition industry never takes time off. Tony Spell, who runs the Life Tabernacle Church* in Baton Rouge, had a crowd of a thousand last week and plans to be open for business again on Sunday. He has to. As Ralph Drollinger explained, we're experiencing divine wrath because of all the wicked homosexuals. (Drollinger is significant because he gives bible lessons to half of Trump's cabinet, which is why the Twenty-fifth Amendment was always as forlorn a hope as that crazy stuff in Revelation.) I hope they both heard about Landon Spradlin, the singing evangelist, who carried the gospel to sinful New Orleans and carried the coronavirus back home to North Carolina, where he died. As usual, Yahweh is being hit-or-miss with his wrath.
Speaking of religious revivals, Trump has vowed to hold the Republican National Convention as scheduled in August. He wasn't listening when Dr. Fauci said, "The virus sets the time line." Are you surprised?
*Thanks to "Doctor" Phil McGraw for giving this dangerous clown a platform. One day, when this is all over, I'd like to convene a commission to determine whether Oprah has done more harm than good.
"She doesn't get it done and we send her a lot," he told his confessor Father Hannity. So now Michigan gets nothing. The state has over 3,600 cases, but most of them are in Detroit and they weren't going to vote for him anyway. Doctors getting slammed in the urban centers of the richest country on earth are beginning to use the word "triage." Trump is already performing political triage.
Oh, lordy, the ventilators. Yesterday he told Hannity he knows we don't need so many. Today he's screaming at General Motors and Ford to build more right this minute. He also seems to think New York got "thousands" from some federal stockpile but is refusing to deploy them because they would rather split one between two patients, probably to make him lose the election. "Hoax" has given way to "plot."
Trump remains fixated on the economy and on getting people out of their homes and back to work. This has led the nutters to conclude that "shelter in place" is the signal for the imposition of one-world government and the confiscation of prawn-flavoured crisps and AK-47s. Timothy Wilson sprang into action, plotting to set off a car bomb at a hospital in Belton, Missouri. His dream was ended by the FBI. But Gavin Weslee Blake Perry of Wichita Falls, Texas, is still here. He was arrested for calling for the murder of Nancy Pelosi and other "Satanists."
The House passed, by voice vote, the Senate's $2 trillion bill to bail out corporations and, if anything is left over, Americans. This despite the best efforts of a Kentucky twat named Massie, who looks like Rand Paul with mumps. Robert Reich was on MSNBC saying the bill doesn't go far enough, and Wall Street seems to agree. I'm impressed they can lay hands on more than two trillion dollars. (The bill includes a nice little Easter egg for the real estate industry.)
Boris Johnson and his health minister Matt Hancock are COVID-19 positive. So that herd immunity thing not really working out, eh?
The superstition industry never takes time off. Tony Spell, who runs the Life Tabernacle Church* in Baton Rouge, had a crowd of a thousand last week and plans to be open for business again on Sunday. He has to. As Ralph Drollinger explained, we're experiencing divine wrath because of all the wicked homosexuals. (Drollinger is significant because he gives bible lessons to half of Trump's cabinet, which is why the Twenty-fifth Amendment was always as forlorn a hope as that crazy stuff in Revelation.) I hope they both heard about Landon Spradlin, the singing evangelist, who carried the gospel to sinful New Orleans and carried the coronavirus back home to North Carolina, where he died. As usual, Yahweh is being hit-or-miss with his wrath.
Speaking of religious revivals, Trump has vowed to hold the Republican National Convention as scheduled in August. He wasn't listening when Dr. Fauci said, "The virus sets the time line." Are you surprised?
*Thanks to "Doctor" Phil McGraw for giving this dangerous clown a platform. One day, when this is all over, I'd like to convene a commission to determine whether Oprah has done more harm than good.
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