Tuesday, March 17, 2020

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West Virginia checks in, better late than never.

HR 6201 was all set to gallop through the Senate when Rand Paul decided to add an amendment about -- wait for it -- terminating "military operations and reconstruction activities in Afghanistan."  Ron Johnson, want to demand another hearing on Benghazi?  Last call.

NBC News reports that Trump has enough delegates for the nomination.  Now they can let Bill Weld out of the dungeon.

For some reason, Bernie "Still Need That Pardon, Sir" Kerik decided to share his thoughts about the "unparalleled and historic successes" of America's greatest president.  Then Newt Gingrich devoted his website (find it yourself) to praise for the way he closed down travel from China, savings millions of lives.  Troubling question here:  Where is Giuliani?  I don't like it when he goes quiet.

If you're stuck at home, the First Escort recommends you read a book or work on a hobby.  As Max Bialystok would say, "Smart as a whip."

Joe Biden finally got a Secret Service detail, now that they have to stay six feet away from him.

The government proposes bailing out the airlines.  Italy has already nationalized Al'italia to keep it out of bankruptcy.

Police in Newport, Oregon, have asked people to stop calling 911 because they are out of toilet paper.

A fresh outbreak of coronavirus has been traced to a church in Seongnam, South Korea, but that hasn't stopped American fundamentalists from packing 'em in and deriding those who don't attend as lacking in faith.  Didn't Darwin have something to say about this?

There is an embargo on kissing the Blarney Stone.

The Kentucky Derby has been postponed.





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