United Kingston!

If you can't say something nice, don't say anything.  So girls have long been taught.  Which is why, when repeatedly asked about First Escort Melania, Anna Wintour repeatedly expressed admiration for Michelle Obama.  Then she praised Elizabeth Warren, Kirsten Gillibrand and Kamala Harris.  She stopped short of mentioning The Squad, but I think the point is made.  She's a nasty woman, many people are saying so, and Vogue will soon go out of business like the failing New York Times.  (Even his tweets are predictable.)

This is delightful.  Remember Mike Pence's aborted, uh, abruptly cancelled trip to New Hampshire earlier this month?  On his way to make a speech about the opioid crisis and why Jared Kushner hasn't fixed it yet?  He would have made shake-hands with former New York Giant Jeff Hatch, who works for one of these for-profit drug treatment places, giving inspirational talks about his own struggle with addiction.  Worked, rather, because Hatch was hours away from pleading guilty to moving $100,000 worth of Fentanyl across the state line into Massachusetts.  He'll pay a hefty fine and may serve four years in prison, which is no Acosta/Epstein sentence but a lot less than non-famous people get.  Not good optics, as they say, for Holy Mike.

Trump is now accusing Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez of conspiring to keep the great Jeff Bezos from opening a giant facility in New York, depriving that shithole wonderful city of millions of jobs.  Also she is not very bright, being Latina and given to dancing on roofs.  I guess he's no longer demanding that Amazon pay the postal service more, and is a devoted reader of Bezos's Washington Post.  These unwhite women are "So bad for our Country."  They are also destroying the "Democrat party," which causes him to grieve bigly.  Consistency is not for stable geniuses, especially around sundown.

And he can totally obliterate Afghanistan.  He must think it's the size of Queens.

Cunning Adam Schiff has scheduled Robert Mueller's testimony tomorrow at 8:30 am, long before Trump wakes up.  The rest of the Intelligence Committee are waiting for their interns to finish reading the report and write them a two-page summary.  I wish I had had an intern when I was forced to take Economics 101.