I have a few questions

Can someone tell me why Kim Darroch is not a candidate for prime minister of the UK?  Clearly he has more on the ball than either BloJo or Jeremy Cunt (that's what they call them, don't yell at me).   In addition to a correct character assessment of Orange Syphilis, his leaked cables informed his government that the Iran nuclear deal was destroyed because it was negotiated by Obama, and for no other reason.  European foreign ministries need people like Sir Kim, because they can't get their heads around the sheer stupidity and viciousness of the Trump regime without reliable eyewitnesses.  European political culture is designed to weed out the feeble-minded and the criminal.  They get the occasional Berlusconi (criminal) or May (feeble), but never both at once.  Lucky us.

Lindsey Graham went on a tour of one of Trump's concentration camps and he is livid that anyone could call them concentration camps.  I guess calling the guards ICEstapo is also out.  Well, fine.  Trump loves to name things after his princess, can we call them Ivanka's Gulag?  It doesn't matter what you call an atrocity.  For instance, we have to call Lindsey "Senator."

His attempt to copy the Bastille Day celebration was a five-year-old's fart joke, with much hilarity over George Washington at the airports.  Then the French unveiled their new secret weapon, a sort of flying skateboard (if only they'd had a few in 1940, the Germans would have laughed themselves into fits).  So how long before Cadet Bonespurs wants a Department of Skateboards to go along with his Space Rangers?  We cannot allow a skateboard gap!