Remorseful

Former President Barack Obama pronounced himself "angry and embarrassed" as he spoke at a political rally today.

"For eight years I begged the Congress to do something, do anything about gun control.  Even a law to keep assault weapons away from diagnosed schizophrenics would have been progress.  Nothing.  Nothing.  Now I find out all I had to do was sign an executive order repealing the Second Amendment.  I'm sorry, America.

"All those years teaching Constitutional law and I never came across the part where the president can do that.  I'm angry and I'm embarrassed.

"I'd shoot myself if I had a gun," he added.