Good times

In response to a request from AmericanOversight.org, the Justice Department issued the following:

"Both FBI and NSD (National Security Division) confirm that they have no records related to wiretaps as described by the March 4, 2017 tweets."  Those would be the tweets accusing President Barack Obama of ordering "wire tapps" on the phones at Trump Tower during the 2016 campaign.

The White House immediately issued Trump's full and formal apology to Obama and his administration.

I had you for a minute there, didn't I?  Actually Trump was busy attacking the reporters who have spent the last week covering Hurricane Harvey so he could watch it on television.  Then he put on plastic gloves and handed people sandwiches made by someone else, while different cameras brought the heartwarming video to lucky Americans.  The ratings were just beautiful.

"Have a good time, everybody!" he told a shelter full of people.  They promised that they would, for he had given up a day of golf to walk among them.