Wednesday, December 07, 2016

Donald and his very good brain #1

First of a sad series.

Two days ago he delivered the following wisdom at the USS Yorktown in South Carolina:

"We have to go see Bill Gates and a lot of different people that really understand what's happening.  We have to talk to them about, maybe in certain areas, closing that Internet up in some way.  Somebody will say, 'Oh, freedom of speech, freedom of speech.'  These are foolish people.  We have a lot of foolish people."

Have to agree there, Donzo.  We do have a lot of foolish people and you are their king.  "Closing that Internet up" is his secret plan, at long last revealed, for defeating ISIS, because they use it for propaganda and recruitment -- in the same way Stormfront and Breitbart use it to promote white supremacy, and The Trump Store uses it to sell hats and shirts and Christmas tree ornaments, and billions of other Earthoids use it for their own purposes, frequently even to criticize their leaders.  So, it must be shut down.  

I don't even know where to start, but I suppose as good a place as any is the First Amendment to the Constitution this ignorant buffoon will soon swear to preserve, protect and defend.  "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances." 

Lot of big words, huh?  What those foolish people in Philadelphia meant was, you can't throw the Muslims out or put them on a register, you can't have the FBI keep people from demonstrating their hatred of you no matter what Jared says, and you can't shut us up.  Not even the Internet, without which you would be lost because that's where Twitter is.  Amazing, but true.  Every lie, fantasy, and piece of USDA Grade A bullshit you have put out for the last five years is carried by the Internet all over the world in a few seconds, and is protected free speech because those fools decided no one should have the right to silence anyone else.  Not even ISIS.  Not even an ignorant buffoon who calls his opponent "the devil" and adores Vladimir Putin.

And just for comic relief, Bill Gates?  What has Bill Gates to do with the Internet?  Gates founded a software company called Microsoft and isn't even actively involved with it any more.  I wish  you would have a conversation with Mr. Gates.  He could tell you how his foundation is making progress against malaria and Ebola, trying to stop climate change, providing people with polio vaccines, and other wondrous things.  This is what real charities do, including the Clinton Global Initiative.  They don't spend other people's money on oil paintings of The Leader, or bribes for state officials.  What a wonderful educational opportunity awaits you.  Yes, I am being sarcastic.     


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