A thousand words

 In a notable display of Protestant showmanship, Pastor Greg Locke of Mount Juliet, Tennessee, smashed a Barbie Dreamhouse to illustrate his opposition to pornography.  He has also made two films about exorcism, which is one more than Willliam Friedkin.

Meet Toco.  Toco is a Japanese man who spends his life in a custom-made collie suit.

Ron DeSantis is ready to DEBATE! after sessions with prep coach Brett O'Donnell, described as "William Shakespeare and Vince Lombardi rolled into one."  Yes, but could either of them do this?

Flat-earther/daredevil "Mad Mike" Hughes crashed his steam-powered rocket in the California desert three years ago.  There is no video of the Russian rocket that plowed into the moon, but I like to think it looked like this.

Hold all calls, we have a winner.  If you were wondering which big-brain Republican would use Tropical Storm Hilary, currently inundating southern California, to make a funny about Hillary Clinton, here she is:

Before Cuervo tequila would sponsor the Republican debate they asked for a few changes...