The hour of his judgment is come

 

Defendant No. 1 thought he could sidestep Judge Chutkan's warnings about intimidation and threats by letting others do the heavy lifting.  So he went to Iowa and stood next to Matt Gaetz while the Big Giant Head demanded "force" to bring about change in Gomorrah on the Potomac.  Then he went back to his Jersey putt-putt club and re-tweeted Stephen Miller demanding "congressional inquiry" into Jack Smith.

He proceeded to threaten the "failed" former lieutenant governor of Georgia in pure mobster-speak:  "I am reading reports that [he] will be testifying before the Fulton County Grand Jury.  He shouldn't.  I barely know him but he was, right from the beginning of this Witch Hunt, a nasty disaster for those looking into the Election Fraud that took place in Georgia.  He refused having a Special Session to find out what went on...and fought the TRUTH all the way.  A loser, he went to FNCNN."  

  Then he pre-intimidated "Phoney Fani Willis," who as of this hour has not unsealed the grand jury's indictment.  "We'll have to take a look at the order," he told a reporter about the judge's order of three days ago, the one his lawyer promised he would obey.  Mr. Universe here obeys nobody.

So far Judge Chutkan has ignored calls to "lock him up," perhaps because of the credible threat of violence from the Craig Robertson "Ghille suit" cosplayers.  She has a better idea:  Every time Defendant No. 1 violates her order to shut up, she can advance the trial date he is desperate to postpone, at least until after the Republican convention in July.  Right now it's January 2024.  Want to try for December?  Jack Smith, a/k/a The Government, is ready to proceed now.

Normally Defendant No. 1 only re-tweets those who stroke and fellate him -- today it was racist-Islamophobe-handcuff fetishist Laura Loomer.  He called her "very special" when she showed up at Bedminster to praise him some more and pose for some creepy pictures.  Now that Ivanka has made herself scarce, he may be grooming Loomer as First Daughter.  But for "highly partisan," "VERY BIASED & UNFAIR" Judge Chutkan, there was the unique honor of sharing her words IN ALL CAPS describing the MAGAts who have traipsed through her courtroom on their way to prison:  "The people who mobbed that Capitol were there in fealty, in loyalty, to one man, not to the Constitution, of which most of the people who come before me seem woefully ignorant...It's a blind loyalty to one person who, by the way, remains free to this day."  Is it possible that his drug-addled, barely functioning brain heard that as praise?  It's more than possible.