How do you do, fellow pedophiles!

 

We're all pedophiles, we Wests.  Putin said so.  

Joe Biden made a speech in Warsaw ticking off Russia's crimes against humanity:  targeting civilians, using rape as a weapon of war, abducting Ukrainian children, targeting hospitals, train stations and schools.  "Autocrats only understand one word:  No."  Poland threw him a military parade.  The Duda government is fairly right-wing, but when it comes to Russia the Poles know who their friends are.

Putin's rebuttal didn't address any of the charges but spewed a recitation of grievance, complaint and lies that sounded like any Trump tweet of the past eight years.  He is a close student of Ivan Ilyin, the fascist mystic for whom Russia was always the pure and innocent victim of a sinful world.  "They were the ones who started the war," he said of Ukraine, without any evidence -- at least the Nazis dressed dead men in Polish uniforms and pretended they had crossed the German border in 1939.  As for the rest of the West, we "pervert" our own people, destroy the family, mock childen, "make PEDOPHILIA the norm" -- everything the Republiclowns say about Democrats every day and twice after the Oscars.  We also attack "Russian culture, the Russian Orthodox Church" (most people give barely a thought to either except to wonder at their fashion sense).

By the way, your coffee pot is on fire.

He's especially enraged that "The Anglican Church is planning...to look into the idea of a gender-neutral god."  Yikes.  The nadir is reached when the war criminal quotes the New Testament:  "Forgive them, Father, they know not what they do."  Even Hitler drew a line.  And by the end, drugged to the eyeballs and shaking with palsy, even Hitler looked better:

Jeez, Vlad, get a Twitter account.  You can sit in the banya and rage about adrenochrome, baby parts, chemtrails and George Soros while naked boys whack you with birch branches.  Let your stooges in the West take up the slack for a while.

Tucker Carlson:  "Zelenskyy himself is a very dark force.  That is obvious if you watch him.  It is unmistakable.  Who could not see that?  This man is a destroyer.  He banned a Christian faith in his country and arrested nuns and priests."  (I think he's hinting that Zelenskyy is a J-E-W but I could be wrong.)  "It's just true and maybe that's why Joe Biden is drawn to him."  

It's.  Just.  True.  QED.

Tulsi Gabbard:  "The warmongers are trying to drag us into WW3, which can only end in one way:  nuclear annihilation and the suffering and death of all our loved ones.  Zelenskyy, Biden, NATO, congressional and media neocons are insane."

Huh.  Tulsi has loved ones.

Trump:  "Putin never ever would have gone into Ukraine if I were president.  I actually had a very good relationship with him."  He then went on to restate that he valued Uncle Vlad over "Comey, McCabe, Strzok, Lisa Page"... the usual.  At least he's tacitly acknowledging that he's no longer president.  Psychiatrists call this a "breakthrough."

Random rally-goer in Washington yesterday:  "This idea that [Putin] had no business invading Ukraine -- what else could he do?  He was surrounded by NATO, and we were putting rockets into Poland and arming Ukraine -- and he was supposed to stand for that?"  Oh, Collette from Pittsburgh, we had missiles on the Soviet border for decades, mostly in Turkey.  Somehow Khruschev et al. never invaded a non-Warsaw Pact country.  But you keep watching that nice Carlson boy.  Did you know his father is a lobbyist for Viktor Orban?  Small world.

Marjorie Taylor Grift:  "Help me fund a national ad campaign to STOP WWIII!"  Give till it hurts to her Save America Stop Socialism PAC.  (Be advised:  Marge thinks companies that don't donate to the far right are guilty of CORPORATE COMMUNISM, this blog's Oxymoron of the Year unless she comes up with something even dumber.)  George Santos, Treasurer and CFO.

Elon Musk in his capacity as Tsar of All the Tweets shared a "statement" from something called Russian Market:  "Turkey newspaper reveal the terrible dimensions of Ukraine army losses:  Ukraine 157,000 soldiers dead.  234 dead NATO military trainers (US & UK).  2,458 dead NATO soldiers (Germany, Poland, Lithuania, etc.)."  Utter bullshit:  All of above.  What Turkey [sic] newspaper?  No NATO personnel in Ukraine.  No dead Americans except a handful of volunteers (six confirmed).  I wonder why Leon Skum had Twitter's algorithm re-written so people have to read his stuff, even if all they do is laugh.  I wonder how I can get into a poker game with Apartheid Slim.

Oh -- be sure is biggest-screen TV in Putin banya for enjoy very serious 60 Minutes (original Moscow version copied by CBS) discussion of Biden trip to Kyiv.  Could easily have "whacked" old man or just terrorized him but showed great wisdom and restraint.  Biden only invaded Mother Russia at insistence of demonic Kamala Harris.  If Biden dead she immediately launch World War III and probably IV.  All hail glorious Russian leader!  Pussy Riot to gulag!

The end.