Settling scores

The planet is in trouble and the other creatures who have to share it want us to know that they know who's to blame.

A woman in rural northwest Iowa was killed by her five Great Danes.

A bear entered a house in Missoula, Montana, by crawling through the cat door and ransacked the kitchen.  The cat was unharmed.

A woman was killed by an alligator in Hilton Head, South Carolina.

An alligator attacked a man swimming in Lake Thonotosassa, Florida.

A gang of macaque monkeys has attacked more than fifty people in Yamaguchi, Japan.

A couple in Medford, Wisconsin, used a knife and a gun to kill a black bear in their house.

A man in Steamboat Springs, Colorado, shot a 400-pound bear which entered his house by opening the door.

A dolphin in Japan has bitten at least two swimmers this summer.

A breaching whale landed on a fishing boat off the coast of Massachusetts.

Three people have been gored by bison in Yellowstone National Park this year.

Want to see a man fleeing a giraffe?

How about a pissed-off elephant?

Still want my horn for an aphrodisiac, asshole?

Wild boars are terrorizing Rome.  Yes, in Italy.

Off the coast of Florida a woman was stabbed by a sailfish as her friends tried to land it.

A bunch of people, mainly children, have been mauled or killed by family pets.

A black bear messed with a woman who was hiking the Coastal Trail in Alaska.  I don't know how else to describe it.

Sharks, don't even get me started.

It's nice that we're doing something about carbon emissions but I think they're out of patience.