Laughter, the best medicine
"I give up my salary. It's $450,000 approximately $450,000 presidential salary. I give it up. Usually it goes to -- I give it to drugs."
I don't know how much turbo-charged European Sudafed costs, but that buys a lot of Adderall. Sniff!
I really can't blame Stephanie Grisham for being AWOL. How would you like to explain that, after the dilated-pupils-slurred-speech statement he barely got through?
Breaking news (I hate that): "...in most sectors, these U.S. tariffs have been completely passed on to U.S. firms and consumers." You can purchase the whole paper here (another pass-along).
We killed Soleimani hours before he was going to bomb the US embassy, kidnap Tom Brady and burn down the Grand Ole Opry. We can't show you the evidence but it's awesome. All the fault of Crazy Nancy and her witch hunt impeachment.
The 82nd Airborne Division has deployed to the Middle East. This sounds serious -- paratroopers are seldom used in defense. They were told to leave their phones behind, so at least they won't have to see any demented tweets from their commander-in-chief. Bad for morale.
Trump isn't the only one strung out on drugs. Matt Gaetz was so fucked up yesterday that he accidentally voted with the Democrats on the War Powers Resolution. He is being shunned by the other Trumpanzees, who will not share food or engage in social grooming.
Why did UIA Flight 752 crash and burn in Iran? "Rough neighborhood," says Donald "Rodney Dangerfield" Trump. Thank you! Tip your waitress!
I don't know how much turbo-charged European Sudafed costs, but that buys a lot of Adderall. Sniff!
I really can't blame Stephanie Grisham for being AWOL. How would you like to explain that, after the dilated-pupils-slurred-speech statement he barely got through?
Breaking news (I hate that): "...in most sectors, these U.S. tariffs have been completely passed on to U.S. firms and consumers." You can purchase the whole paper here (another pass-along).
We killed Soleimani hours before he was going to bomb the US embassy, kidnap Tom Brady and burn down the Grand Ole Opry. We can't show you the evidence but it's awesome. All the fault of Crazy Nancy and her witch hunt impeachment.
The 82nd Airborne Division has deployed to the Middle East. This sounds serious -- paratroopers are seldom used in defense. They were told to leave their phones behind, so at least they won't have to see any demented tweets from their commander-in-chief. Bad for morale.
Trump isn't the only one strung out on drugs. Matt Gaetz was so fucked up yesterday that he accidentally voted with the Democrats on the War Powers Resolution. He is being shunned by the other Trumpanzees, who will not share food or engage in social grooming.
Why did UIA Flight 752 crash and burn in Iran? "Rough neighborhood," says Donald "Rodney Dangerfield" Trump. Thank you! Tip your waitress!
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