Infrastructure Week
Well, are you sure it isn't?
Roseanne Barr had her sitcom cancelled by ABC after tweeting "muslim brotherhood & planet of the apes had a baby = vj" (Valerie Jarrett). A few hours later Trump claimed Nancy Pelosi is a supporter of MS-13, but so far he still has a job. It's all rather confusing, really. Jarrett responded, "I'm fine," and suggested that Barr's vileness could be a "teaching moment." She did not employ the phrase "fat facelifted cow" because she is much classier than I am. Why Valerie Jarrett? Apparently she is the Trotsky to Obama's Lenin as he plots to overthrow Trump, according to one of the batshit conspiracy sites which provide most of Barr's mental sustenance. Sensing that she may have stepped on one rake too many, Barr blamed her tweet on Ambien, which led the manufacturer to respond, "Racism is not a known side effect of any Sanofi medication." It's not known what she was taking in 2013 when she wrote, "susan rice is a man with big swinging ape balls."
The search for Melania Trump (or "Melanie," as her husband calls her) continues, a week after she underwent a "benign kidney procedure" and most definitely not an emergency D&C, wink-wink. Pregnancy can be awkward to explain when you are married to a Propecia addict who has been impotent for years. Or as Melanie would say, "BE BESTARD." This blog supports the right of any woman to choose whether or not to have a baby, even if her husband is determined to deny that right to as many of the world's women as possible because the evangelicals own all the bits of him that Putin doesn't want.
Thousands of Starbucks closed yesterday so the employees could be taught how not to be racist. This took all of three hours, so the rest of the country has no excuse.
Wave bye-bye to Eric Greidens, "rising star" of the GOP, ex-Navy SEAL and as of tomorrow, ex-governor of Missouri. Facing felony charges and impeachment, he quit. Bye-bye, Eric! Have you got the number for Fox News? I'll bet you have.
Say hello to Herman Cain! Mr. Nine-nine-nine is back, telling the aforesaid Fox News that ABC was just looking for a reason to cancel its top-rated money-spinner, ROSEANNE. Because that's how television networks stay in business. And to think, Herman could have been president.
A report in the New England Journal of Medicine says that as many as 4,600 people may have died as a result of Hurricane Maria. But they were all Puerto Ricans. The 2018 hurricane season has already kicked off, with Tropical Storm Alberto drenching the Gulf Coast. FEMA has ordered extra paper towels for Trump to throw.
Someone else who still works in the White House is Kelly Sadler, whose witty observation about John McCain ("Who cares? He's dying anyway") took up most of a news day. Why would she be fired for saying something vicious and cruel, when she was hired for that very skill? Meanwhile, the hunt for whoever leaked her words continues. John Kelly may require all staffers to work naked, to prevent them using unauthorized cell phones. Cavity searches are next. It's not Obama's West Wing.
As the attacks on Robert Mueller grow noisier and more demented, I want to share a tweet from friend of the blog (just kidding) Newt Gingrich: "Robert Mueller is superb choice to be special counsel. His reputation is impeccable for honesty and integrity. Media should now calm down." (May 18, 2017)
You heard the man. Calm down!
Roseanne Barr had her sitcom cancelled by ABC after tweeting "muslim brotherhood & planet of the apes had a baby = vj" (Valerie Jarrett). A few hours later Trump claimed Nancy Pelosi is a supporter of MS-13, but so far he still has a job. It's all rather confusing, really. Jarrett responded, "I'm fine," and suggested that Barr's vileness could be a "teaching moment." She did not employ the phrase "fat facelifted cow" because she is much classier than I am. Why Valerie Jarrett? Apparently she is the Trotsky to Obama's Lenin as he plots to overthrow Trump, according to one of the batshit conspiracy sites which provide most of Barr's mental sustenance. Sensing that she may have stepped on one rake too many, Barr blamed her tweet on Ambien, which led the manufacturer to respond, "Racism is not a known side effect of any Sanofi medication." It's not known what she was taking in 2013 when she wrote, "susan rice is a man with big swinging ape balls."
The search for Melania Trump (or "Melanie," as her husband calls her) continues, a week after she underwent a "benign kidney procedure" and most definitely not an emergency D&C, wink-wink. Pregnancy can be awkward to explain when you are married to a Propecia addict who has been impotent for years. Or as Melanie would say, "BE BESTARD." This blog supports the right of any woman to choose whether or not to have a baby, even if her husband is determined to deny that right to as many of the world's women as possible because the evangelicals own all the bits of him that Putin doesn't want.
Thousands of Starbucks closed yesterday so the employees could be taught how not to be racist. This took all of three hours, so the rest of the country has no excuse.
Wave bye-bye to Eric Greidens, "rising star" of the GOP, ex-Navy SEAL and as of tomorrow, ex-governor of Missouri. Facing felony charges and impeachment, he quit. Bye-bye, Eric! Have you got the number for Fox News? I'll bet you have.
Say hello to Herman Cain! Mr. Nine-nine-nine is back, telling the aforesaid Fox News that ABC was just looking for a reason to cancel its top-rated money-spinner, ROSEANNE. Because that's how television networks stay in business. And to think, Herman could have been president.
A report in the New England Journal of Medicine says that as many as 4,600 people may have died as a result of Hurricane Maria. But they were all Puerto Ricans. The 2018 hurricane season has already kicked off, with Tropical Storm Alberto drenching the Gulf Coast. FEMA has ordered extra paper towels for Trump to throw.
Someone else who still works in the White House is Kelly Sadler, whose witty observation about John McCain ("Who cares? He's dying anyway") took up most of a news day. Why would she be fired for saying something vicious and cruel, when she was hired for that very skill? Meanwhile, the hunt for whoever leaked her words continues. John Kelly may require all staffers to work naked, to prevent them using unauthorized cell phones. Cavity searches are next. It's not Obama's West Wing.
As the attacks on Robert Mueller grow noisier and more demented, I want to share a tweet from friend of the blog (just kidding) Newt Gingrich: "Robert Mueller is superb choice to be special counsel. His reputation is impeccable for honesty and integrity. Media should now calm down." (May 18, 2017)
You heard the man. Calm down!
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