And I am telling you I'm not going

A correction: This outpost recently stated that all US attorneys would hand in their resignations as of January 20, so the new President can name replacements. We didn't know about Mary Beth Buchanan, loyal Bushie of the Western District of Pennsylvania, who is evidently unaware of this requirement. Anyway, she plans to stay. She has a lot of irons in the fire, including the prosecution and conviction of western Pennsy's Public Enemy No. 1, Tommie Chong. (I don't know what she's prosecuting him for, but I can guess.) So profound is her dedication to the law that she is prepared to make the ultimate sacrifice and -- wait for it -- work for the Obama Administration. Even though she hasn't been asked to. Will she barricade herself in her office? Can we expect gunplay? Is there a traffic-court career in her future?

This is exciting.